Imagine being so certain of England's footballing greatness you decided to get a permanent tattoo celebrating the Three Lions winning the World Cup.
So confident were you, you scorned the idea of tattooing the visage of an admired player or a patriotic trio of lions. No, you decided to have the date added, along with the proclamation: "World Cup Winners".
And then it all went wrong. What now?
The left thigh of Teddy Allen currently sports a drawing of Harry Kane's delighted and slightly-shocked face.
Crowned with the words "Sir Harry", it is cradled in the sentence: "World Cup Winners 2018".
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44805960
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