[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

I thought we liked our blokes to be BLOKES

[Rob!]

How do you know he doesn’t just tell you he does and then stands when the door is closed

[Liam-]

Sitting is for women and pooing

[Liam-]

Or if you’ve just woken up and your legs won’t work properly yet

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

That is true.

That's why every bathroom should have a packet of cleaning wet wipes.

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

I agree, terrible for the environment.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

[Underscore]

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

So moving on

[user104658]

Originally Posted by caprimint

I genuinely do that if I'm not on my own toilet which I know is 100% clean

wtf just like... hovering? I can't even imagine how this is possible . And I have thighs of steel!

and I'd really hope that nobody would **** in my house either

What if it's an actual house guest who is staying for several days? They'll do themselves some damage holding it that long

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Sitting is for women and pooing

To be fair I like to sit down for a luxury pee on occasion.

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Underscore

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up

I will just ask him to comply to my house rule and hope he does

[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

Now you talking!
Thank you, this is a problem that deserves its own thread

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Rob!

No, I’ve never heard anything quite so weird in my entire life.

Of course you havent

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

wtf just like... hovering? I can't even imagine how this is possible . And I have thighs of steel!

But you don't have to stay there for long, you just go when you need to

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system



Should have known it was that little prick

[Mitchell]

Sitting down is nicer anyway, I only stand up in public toilets

[Amy Jade]

When I get my own place I'll tell people to wipe up their own piss. I'm not having any of that!

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

My husband is a man ,he still sits down to pee at home

How do you know though? Do you watch him everytime?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Oh that's a BIG no no

So when people ask can they use the loo you clarify if they're doing a poo they must hold it in and take it home?

[Dogeatdog]

This thread is taking the piss ain't it?

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

So when people ask can they use the loo you clarify if they're doing a poo they must hold it in and take it home?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Underscore

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Dogeatdog

This thread is taking the piss ain't it?

Great pun.