[patsylimerick]

Right, firstly, sorry for the long multi quote

Originally Posted by MTVN

Yeah some of that vid was funny:

"I'm a real monk all the way from the monastery... which is basically my living room"

I saw his videos but didnt really care about them, he was a good housemate, he was entertaining when he was in there and that's what I'll judge him on

Normally, I'd 100% agree with you but after the first four hl shows I thought Dave was one of the most offensive hms in the entire 10 series. I wouldn't mind so much him being a shyster if he even made sense - but he didn't. He was so incredibly incoherent and I never, ever, found him funny. Never. He tried so hard to be funny that I watched most of his footage from behind my fingers. Stomach churningly embarrassing stuff. Once I'd seen the Youtube stuff it all made sense. CH4 should be prosecuted for giving such an idiotic charlatan airtime.

Originally Posted by Niamh.

how does he hate women?

and also, he doesn't hate gay people, he said he wouldn't marry a gay couple, neither would must priests or vicars etc, that doesn't mean they hate gay people

Oh come on, Niamh, as a fellow Corkwoman I know you know that the 'I'm doing what I'm told by the Vatican' line doesn't really wash at any decent moral or ethical level. He was and is a misogynistic, homophobic, incoherent twat. The fact that most priests or vicars wouldn't marry a gay couple either doesn't exactly make them admirable, now does it? Mind you, I don't think Dave really has a moral compass. Whatever it takes to get cash in the collection plate at the end of the evening is what he'll say and do.

Originally Posted by Vodka Drinka

How would you explain the issues he had with the first Rachael then? She was obviously very pretty and the other straight men in the house all fancied her, so he decides to put her up in save and replace. She'd done nothing to him that I am aware. Other than being attractive, sexy and having a good figure that she liked to show off. Same goes for Keeva, the way he behaved when he saw her boobs in the bathroom was pathetic, has he never seen a pair of tits before?

As usual, Vodka, spot on. Precisely, exactly, right. The man who displayed astonishing single bloodymindedness in blackening the name of the girl who dared to question his frankly idiotic religious gurgitations was, weeks later, revelling in slapping fake tan on a naiive male student; beside himself with mirth as Mario swung his left testicle around the house and splitting his jawline with glee as he tried to detach sam's nipples. What an odious, thick, dangerous cretin.