[Patrick]

Lmfao.

My best mate like watched this video the other day, yeah? Called 'Obey The Walrus' and it's basically meant to be from a Latin Cult and if you watch it you're possessed and you get bad luck.

So he watched it and came into school and told me and this guy about it like 3 weeks ago and he's been freaked out since.

Then tonight I thought it'd be lulz, so I went and texted him something in Spanish and he came on pissing his pants on Facebook and was like 'DUDE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!' and I told him to go on Google Translate.

I've been sending him things like:

'You can not run, can not hide, can not cry, because you preached the word of the walrus and I'm coming for you!'

'You'll never sleep again without thinking of the damage you are going to do to your family.'

'Your mother will join your father [his dad is dead] and burn in hell.'

'Come, I will fetch you and bring you to Purgatory!'




The hilarious thing is, he thinks I'm posessed and keeps asking for help and stuff, he's literally crying on and off the phone to me right now

He just heard his Step Dad get up for a piss and screamed.



Oh man it's times like this I realise why people say I'm abit like Eric Cartman.

So what do you think I should do guys?
How far should I go?
How much potential does this prank have?
I'm afraid of him killing himself though.

He's so afraid to sleep incase he's attacked.