[Kerry]

I was Catherine Zeta Jones' friend and helped her get ready for her marriage to Michael Douglas. I got her dressed and then went to help Michael. They were getting married in a supermarket and the cashier turned into the preist. Before the wedding Michael asked me to help him get some shopping and gave me a wad of money saying he always used cards and didn't know how money worked or how to pay with actual cash. He also said I could have any cash on him for helping and I was trying to rush him to the checkout where Catherine was waiting......


..... I need help ...........