[Josy]

I know we have had threads like this before but another won't hurt..

We were at the theme park on Saturday and we went into the restaurant for something to eat and you know how you get the seeded burger buns?

Well my niece (she is 4) asked me 'Aunty Josy, if I plant one of these seeds in nanas garden will it grow a burger tree?'



Have you heard any kids say/ask anything funny lately?

[Ninastar]

I used to get called Caitlot but one of the kids where I used to work... I would giggle every time.

-goes to look in my old thread of the same type to see what else I can remember-

[Jessica.]

When my niece had just turned four I asked her what animal we get eggs from and she promptly said "a box"

[Ninastar]

just seen this from my old thread

'both of these things happened in the past week

I did mat time/story time whatever you want to call it, and i said 'i hate tuesdays'. I then hear a voice say next to me 'i hate vampires' in the most serious and sad tone i've ever heard in my life. It was a little girl and I asked her about it and she said saw a vampire in 'scooby dooby doo'

i laughed for like hours. it still makes me laugh. i hate vampires HA

it's the most random thing i've ever heard a child say while i've worked there.


another thing was I asked a child how many currant buns were in my hands (there was 3, it's a song)

So I asked this little boy to count them

he counted to 19...

I couldn't stop laughing again and i asked him if he was sure whether there was 19 or not and he said he was.'

[Jessica.]

19 currant buns?

When my nephew was three his mother's friend told him he was so cute in his new sunglasses and he said "I'm not cute! I'm handsome and mysterious".

[Vicky.]

On Saturday when my neice came over..she just randomly came out with 'shadows happen inside too'..we were all a bit.. wtf. then my sister told her she was right and very clever and she replied 'you all must be small pea brains if you didn't know that'

[Vicky.]

was on the bus the other day too, and this kid...my god I was dying to laugh as I'm sure everyone else was too. This really really fat woman got on, and this kid (must have been about 4/5) started saying 'mummy mummy, look at that lady'..her mum was obviously embarassed and was telling the child to be quiet, which made the kid louder, she turned round and was all 'mister, have you seen that lady' and everyones like...yes we can see her. Then she shouts at the top of her voice, but mummy, shes like the hippopopamoos in my story book'. Her mum was just like And everyone was trying so hard not to laugh while this enormous woman was pretending not to hear anything

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

was on the bus the other day too, and this kid...my god I was dying to laugh as I'm sure everyone else was too. This really really fat woman got on, and this kid (must have been about 4/5) started saying 'mummy mummy, look at that lady'..her mum was obviously embarassed and was telling the child to be quiet, which made the kid louder, she turned round and was all 'mister, have you seen that lady' and everyones like...yes we can see her. Then she shouts at the top of her voice, but mummy, shes like the hippopopamoos in my story book'. Her mum was just like And everyone was trying so hard not to laugh while this enormous woman was pretending not to hear anything

[Jessica.]

Vicky, that reminds me of something my mother said I did.

You know how old people with no teeth chew on their gums a bit? She had me on the bus and I pointed at a man and shouted "Mam, look at that old man! He is talking but there is no sound coming out!" She said she was mortified.

[Daniel-X]

My niece one asked me to dress her up so she could dance around the room (she was like two at the time) so I said that she was allowed and dressed her up in her costume she went whizzing round the room and all of a sudden she burped really loud when she was dancing then she just turned round stared at me and went '****ing hell!'

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Vicky, that reminds me of something my mother said I did.

You know how old people with no teeth chew on their gums a bit? She had me on the bus and I pointed at a man and shouted "Mam, look at that old man! He is talking but there is no sound coming out!" She said she was mortified.

Yeah buses and young kids don't go together well

[Daniel-X]

When I was on holiday last year there was the little girl and her grandma walking past a nudist beach and she just shouted 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS WILLY GRANDMA!' and her grandma just went red in the face and tugged her arm and said 'Move along' and she kept saying 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT THOUGH GRANDMA ITS HUGE!' and she was pointing and her grandma I think had never been as embarrassed but everyone had to try to stop themselves from laughing.

Also my niece once said to me when I took her to the cinema she asked me could she a drink and some 'cockporn' instead of popcorn and I brust out laughing and she stared at me and said 'please aunty I want some' and still to this day it makes me laugh.

[Lostie!]

I used to wear glasses and my youngest brother used to genuinely think I was Harry Potter. Or Daniel Radcliffe. Either way, he thought it was me in the movies.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Josy

I know we have had threads like this before but another won't hurt..

We were at the theme park on Saturday and we went into the restaurant for something to eat and you know how you get the seeded burger buns?

Well my niece (she is 4) asked me 'Aunty Josy, if I plant one of these seeds in nanas garden will it grow a burger tree?'



Have you heard any kids say/ask anything funny lately?

I think USA McD
did a video on just that
for the young


I hope Your Niece
becomes a Future Scientist

[arista]

Josy show her that


There is a video on youtube

[AnnieK]

As a lot of you know I lost my mum just before Christmas and as sad as it's been it has been so cute trying to see my son deal with it and he has made me laugh so many times...

Once I was sat on his bed having a sad moment and he asked why I was sad and I told him i missed grandma. He thought about it for a bit then ran off and said shut your eyes mummy I've got something to remind you of grandma........and gave me a musical dancing skeleton from halloween. He even said I could cuddle it if I wanted.

Another time we were in the car and he was asking about something he wanted and I said he would have to wait till his birthday so he said he would ask grandad for it. I said that grandad didn't have as much money now grandma had died....ge thought about it for a minute, sighed and said why did she take her purse to heaven too?

[Niamh.]

The other day Luke was talking to Gav and he said "dad it must be really crap to be a tyrannosaurus Rex" Gav said "why?" And Luke said (deadly serious) "you couldn't even get into den if you were playing chasing cos your arms would be too short"

[Mystic Mock]

My Nephew (who's 3) calls Chocolate “Gok.”

And when my Niece was 2 she used to call Kittens “titties.”

[Marsh.]

I remember my cousin asked "Why's nanny left her boobies on the radiator?" referring to her bra.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by LuciaX

When I was on holiday last year there was the little girl and her grandma walking past a nudist beach and she just shouted 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS WILLY GRANDMA!' and her grandma just went red in the face and tugged her arm and said 'Move along' and she kept saying 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT THOUGH GRANDMA ITS HUGE!' and she was pointing and her grandma I think had never been as embarrassed but everyone had to try to stop themselves from laughing.

Also my niece once said to me when I took her to the cinema she asked me could she a drink and some 'cockporn' instead of popcorn and I brust out laughing and she stared at me and said 'please aunty I want some' and still to this day it makes me laugh.

Cockporn?

[Mystic Mock]

Today I was helping my Mom look after my Niece and Nephew, my Niece kept moving on and off my lap, and she settled there in the end once she got tired, but this is what she said.

“Peanuts (penis) is your willy!” “peanuts is your willy!” “peanuts is your willy!”

Let's just say that me and my Mom couldn't stop laughing, we thought that we was gonna wake the whole block up.