was on the bus the other day too, and this kid...my god I was dying to laugh as I'm sure everyone else was too. This really really fat woman got on, and this kid (must have been about 4/5) started saying 'mummy mummy, look at that lady'..her mum was obviously embarassed and was telling the child to be quiet, which made the kid louder, she turned round and was all 'mister, have you seen that lady' and everyones like...yes we can see her. Then she shouts at the top of her voice, but mummy, shes like the hippopopamoos in my story book'. Her mum was just like

And everyone was trying so hard not to laugh while this enormous woman was pretending not to hear anything