[Daniel-X]

When I was on holiday last year there was the little girl and her grandma walking past a nudist beach and she just shouted 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS WILLY GRANDMA!' and her grandma just went red in the face and tugged her arm and said 'Move along' and she kept saying 'LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT THOUGH GRANDMA ITS HUGE!' and she was pointing and her grandma I think had never been as embarrassed but everyone had to try to stop themselves from laughing.

Also my niece once said to me when I took her to the cinema she asked me could she a drink and some 'cockporn' instead of popcorn and I brust out laughing and she stared at me and said 'please aunty I want some' and still to this day it makes me laugh.