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15-12-2024, 05:24 AM
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…and on the 15th day, a poem dedicated to all of the TiBB turkeys… Talking Turkeys by Benjamin Zephaniah Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked An every turkey has a Mum. Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas, Don’t eat it, keep it alive, It could be yu mate, an not on your plate Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side. I got lots of friends who are turkeys An all of dem fear christmas time, Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it An humans are out of dere mind, Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys Dey all hav a right to a life, Not to be caged up an genetically made up By any farmer an his wife. Turkeys just wanna play reggae Turkeys just wanna hip-hop Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying, ‘I cannot wait for de chop’, Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV, Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain In many ways like yu an me. I once knew a turkey called…Turkey He said “Benji explain to me please, Who put de turkey in christmas An what happens to christmas trees?”, I said “I am not too sure turkey But itÕs nothing to do wid Christ Mass Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be An business men mek loadsa cash’. Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas Invite dem indoors fe sum greens Let dem eat cake an let dem partake In a plate of organic grown beans, Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas An spare dem de cut of de knife, Join Turkeys United an dey’ll be delighted An yu will mek new friends ‘FOR LIFE’. …and it’s a cracker, as they say… How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas…?…. Spoiler: On this day of 15 December in 1984 ‘Do They Know It's Christmas' by Band Aid entered the chart at No.1 and stayed at the top for 5 weeks…at the time it was the biggest selling single ever in the UK, with sales of over three and a half million… Spoiler: 15 December is also Cupcake Day so a Christmas cupcake for all of us who TiBB…only the one cupcake, though…as Christmas is very much a time of sharing…  …and the Christmas song I’ve chosen today is…well, a Christmas song/and probably my own favourite version of it…  …Wishing you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas…be safe, be happy ….and take care…xxx… |
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15-12-2024, 06:31 AM
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I was eagerly anticipating your entry this morning and you certainly fulfilled any expectations my love. Merry Christmas Ammi and forgive me in advance for making your Christmas story character fond of drinking! Lol. Xxxx PS. Loved that version of Chestnuts.
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15-12-2024, 07:39 PM
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15-12-2024, 06:26 AM
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14-12-2024, 05:36 PM
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You're not wrong @Holly Christmas Love it
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14-12-2024, 05:48 PM
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Merry Christmas everyone!
I was at the Panto today with my aunts and little cousin. She really enjoyed it and was going along with the panto. Here is a poem I found online. Love Came Down at Christmas By Christina Rossetti Love came down at Christmas, Love all lovely, Love Divine; Love was born at Christmas, Star and angels gave the sign. Worship we the Godhead, Love Incarnate, Love Divine; Worship we our Jesus: But wherewith for sacred sign? Love shall be our token, Love be yours and love be mine, Love to God and all men, Love for plea and gift and sign I really love Sia’s Christmas album, it’s my go to for Christmas. There are upbeat songs and also slower songs that gives you chills. ] If this doesn’t work it is Sia with the song Snowman if any mods can fix it or Kate can repost it. I hope you all have a great Christmas and a fab New Year!
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14-12-2024, 05:51 PM
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Thanks Baz. Great message. I'll post your song in a minute.
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15-12-2024, 12:41 AM
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Lovely Baz, Merry Christmas x
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14-12-2024, 07:21 PM
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Cheers @ Holly Christmas, appreciate the work it too Kate
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14-12-2024, 07:44 PM
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15-12-2024, 11:27 AM
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Love my song @Holly Christmas. Love the Ronettes and that whole 'walk if sound' thing x
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15-12-2024, 11:40 AM
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15-12-2024, 07:53 PM
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Just caught up on this....some fantastic recent entries.
Thanks for the song Kate
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16-12-2024, 07:33 AM
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Today is Rusti's day.
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17-12-2024, 07:31 AM
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aw Rusti, lovely poem and love a bit of Greg Lake, wishing you and your family a very happy Christmas x
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17-12-2024, 02:39 PM
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Great messages Barry, Ammi and Rusti
Feel like every year I just post the Pogues and Bad Santa content so this year I have done a poem. Have written this over a lovely pint of Guinness in Dublin where I am enjoying a quick pre-Christmas getaway. I am actually seeing the Pogues here later this evening so can't think of anything more Christmassy than that and there's some very cheerful festive vibes in the city. Jolly James saves Christmas Twas just a week before Christmas But Santa's work was not yet done: He knew this list was vital business But it was no ones idea of fun. How to decide who's naughty and nice; He turned to an old friend for advice. So he paid a visit to James at the Towers; There he stayed for hours and hours. Niamh and Annie were there on standby To explain every ban and infraction. 'Dear me what a mean interaction!' Santa despaired with a cry. The naughty list was growing by the second Until James called him over and beckoned. 'Now look Santa we've had our tough times; Some members have had their beef. But let us now forgive them these crimes: It's time to turn over a new leaf. It is Christmas, after all And the members are having such a ball; Just look at the advent calendar thread And let's add names to the nice list instead'. Santa went to give it a read And afterwards he had to agree That the joy was there for all to see 'Presents all round' he now decreed. With that he flew off into the night Wishing a Merry Christmas to all on this site. And here's a bit of Chris de Burgh to round it off Merry Christmas all and here's to another great year on the forum |
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17-12-2024, 02:41 PM
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