[Lee.]

What's the useless piece of skin at the end of a dick called?

Spoiler:

a man

[Jordan.]

Yo Mama's so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

what's bruce lee's favorite drink? wataaaaaaaaaah

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Scott

omfg

Originally Posted by Scott

the mods said my foot fetish was dirty

LOL

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

what's bruce lee's favorite drink? wataaaaaaaaaah

[Niall]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Me!

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"

I literally lol'd at that!

[Jayson]

Penguin biscuit jokes are always the best crap jokes <3

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Jayson

Penguin biscuit jokes are always the best crap jokes <3

I know right! I laugh at them all the time, even though I like know every single one!

[MTVN]

I went to the Zoo yesterday but there was only one dog in it. It was a shih-tzu.

[Niall]

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang
up,and he said 'You've been promoted.'
And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted
again.'
And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'
And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said
'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.

[Niall]

Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other
"Does this taste funny to you?

[Jordan.]

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Spoiler:

Lost.

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Jordannn!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Spoiler:

Lost.

Antarctica is a desert..

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Antarctica is a desert..

UMFG. Penguin biscuits lied to us.

[Glenn.]

A snail knocks on a door and a man answers. The snail looks inside at a roaring fire.
The snail says to the man, 'Could I please come in from the cold'.
So the man picks up the snail and throws it out into the night and closes the door.
Six months later the man hears a knock at the door and answers it. He looks down and sees the snail who says,

Spoiler:

'Whatcha do that for?!'

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Glenn

A snail knocks on a door and a man answers. The snail looks inside at a roaring fire.
The snail says to the man, 'Could I please come in from the cold'.
So the man picks up the snail and throws it out into the night and closes the door.
Six months later the man hears a knock at the door and answers it. He looks down and sees the snail who says,

Spoiler:

'Whatcha do that for?!'

LOL! I don't know if that's really funny or if I've just got a giggling fit coming on but

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by happyland

LOL! I don't know if that's really funny or if I've just got a giggling fit coming on but

I couldn't stop laughing when my 5yr old cousin told me it.

[Niamh.]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it

[Niamh.]

Yo mama's so old when she was in school there was no history

[Glenn.]

I spent some time at the wife's grave today.

Spoiler:

She doesn't know. She thinks I'm digging a pond

[Glenn.]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Spoiler:

Lickalotofpuss

[Jessica.]

A man walks into a bar

Spoiler:

His alcoholism is destroying his family.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

A man walks into a bar

Spoiler:

His alcoholism is destroying his family.

[Niamh.]

What do you call a dog with no tongue?

Spoiler:

smelly balls

[Niamh.]

what do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

Spoiler:

a wonkey

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?

Spoiler:

a winkey wonkey

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, one eye and a guitar?

Spoiler:

a honkey tonkey winkey wonkey