[Patrick]

'Covering Orphans in self raising flour because you're a caring *****.'

Originally Posted by Scott

and i had 69 friends when i had fb tyvm and i knew them all irl

Trust Scott to have the most sexual number of friends.

[Z]

I love the Facebook pages I come across, genuinely think I'm so funny when it comes to Facebook page likes haha.

[Patrick]

Facebook Pages are hilarious, it's just the ones that use the same old 'That Awkward Moment When...'

Bollocks.

Half the time it isn't even awkward, the delusional bastards just can't think of another word to use to describe the situation at all.

The nan jokes were hilarious though, honest to god.

'STOP ROLLING ON THE FLOOR *****! Nan, Please! He's having a fit.'

[Vicky.]

How do you actually find the good ones yourself? i only ever click like when it comes up that someone else has

/sheep

[Z]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

How do you actually find the good ones yourself? i only ever click like when it comes up that someone else has

/sheep

I'll have moments where a word/phrase pops into my head that I think "that'll probably have good pages with that in the title" so I'll type it into search then filter it to page results and have a browse for a while... I'm the best kind of sad

[Boothy]

'Rhyming swagger with jagger because you're a lyrical genius'

[Patrick]

'Calling your vagina KFC because it's finger lickin' good'

A really hot girl liked that one and now I can't stop thinking of her

[Shaun]

I find it a little frustrating how quickly repetitive some groups get. I'm glad the "taking off your ______ after a long day of ______" ones and "I wasn't that drunk, DUDE _______________" ones are dying now.

['Conor]

my favourite nan Joke was

"ROLLING IN THE DEEEEPP", Nan get your wheelchair out of the bath."

[King Gizzard]

Cheese alert

I'm tic your tac together we're mint

[Locke.]

Sex, just another reason for women to moan

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Zee

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

Originally Posted by Locke.

Sex, just another reason for women to moan

[InOne]

The awkward moment when someones new tattoo is ****.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Josy

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you. In the face.

If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead!

[Niall]

Hi I'm David Beckam and Harper 7 was my idea and Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

I'll post some more later.

[Josy]

Going out for a quiet one and ending up on Crimewatch.

[Josy]

I love summer in Scotland, it's my favourite day of the year.

['Conor]

Originally Posted by Josy

I love summer in Scotland, it's my favourite day of the year.

there was the same one i liked except it said Ireland instead of Scotland

[Locke.]

Calling your penis Sum 41, because you're in too deep

['Conor]

"Who took a massive **** on the couch" "Nan please, thats Oprah"

[InOne]

^^

[Josy]

Originally Posted by 'Conor

"Who took a massive **** on the couch" "Nan please, thats Oprah"

I've never seen any of these nan ones before.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Josy

I've never seen any of these nan ones before.

Really?!

My feed is full of them.

Almost as many as the 'turban' ones that were doing the rounds

[Josy]

I havent seen any of those either

[Boothy]

Calling your penis Apu Nahasapeemapetilon because it's a mouthful.