[Black Dagger]

just have a picture of you xo

[Alf]

What do you call a Dog with no tongue?

Spoiler:

Dirty Bol*ocks

[Benjamin]

I forgot this thread

[Niamh.]

Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium?

Spoiler:

Na

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by wannashag

What do you call a Dog with no tongue?

Spoiler:

Dirty Bol*ocks

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium?

Spoiler:

Na

at both of these.

Niamh - that tops your brown stick joke!

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

at both of these.

Niamh - that tops your brown stick joke!

No way, that will never ever be topped!

[T*]

What do you call a dinosaur that's just been humped?

Spoiler:

Megasoreass

[Benjamin]

Why did the orange cross the road?

[T*]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Why did the orange cross the road?

because it wanted to get to the TOWIE set

[Kate!]

A man goes to the Holy Land for holiday with his wife and mother in law. During the trip his mother in law dies. The man goes to see an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but it will cost £5,000. Or they can bury her in the Holy Land for just £150.
“We’ll ship her home” says her son in law.
“Are you sure?” says the undertaker. “That’s an awfully big expense.”
“Look” the man says “Two thousand years ago you buried a chap here and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take the chance.”

[Kazanne]

Two Irishmen looking for a job spot a poster with "Tree Fellers wanted" Mick says to paddy,"Aw,shame there's only two of us"