[Will.]

My name is Russel Bob, I'm 79 and a full time hooker.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Will1999

My name is Russel Bob, I'm 79 and a full time hooker.

no1curr

nawtfunii

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

no1curr

nawtfunii

Its been a tough day Daniel.

Have you got your Science result yet?

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Will1999

Its been a tough day Daniel.

Have you got your Science result yet?

I was joking hon

No I get them on my first day back

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

I was joking hon

No I get them on my first day back

oh lol didn't realise

Oh ok, thats awful haven't to go into on first day back and get it.

Maybe break into the school at night and get it?

[LukeB]

I lost my virginity at 14 with someone older than me

[Will.]

Ok my real confessions:

I broke the shower and never confessed it, and this resulted in my mum having to spend out on a whole new bathroom.

I lied on what I got on my Business mock grade, I got away with it as my teacher asked for the results when she handed them back. It was a U so I embarrassed, I said I got a D.

You always better off with a good lie.

[Jarrod]

I got a PE bag thrown at my face, a bag that contained a sharp object and it sliced my eyebrow open. I felt no pain for 10 seconds and removed my hand from my eyebrow before screaming in my registration class at school and proceeding to run around the room screaming for help, pushing a pull door to open it then going very dizzy.

Next thing I remember I was in the sick room and a trail of blood scattered the corridor from my classroom to the sickroom I ended up needing stitches though..

[Niamh.]

I had two pet mice when I was 15 that I hid on top of my wardrobe behind some teddies that I never told my parents about, still to this day I never told my mom

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I had two pet mice when I was 15 that I hid on top of my wardrobe behind some teddies that I never told my parents about, still to this day I never told my mom

disgraceful.

[Daniel-X]

I used to steal my mums e-cig when I went out with friends as she stopped using it and then once either someone stole it or lost it and then like a couple of weeks after she was looking for it and I had to just sit there drinking my tea watching the soaps like I didn't know anything about it. P

I realised that e-cigs on people my age were chavvy then and haven't really had one since apart from very occasionally

[Ammi]

...when I was quite young, if I had a bad dream...I would creep into my brothers' bedroom and sleep under their bed and then go back to my bed when it started to get light...they did catch me a few times but most of the time, they didn't know I was there...

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...when I was quite young, if I had a bad dream...I would creep into my brothers' bedroom and sleep under their bed and then go back to my bed when it started to get light...they did catch me a few times but most of the time, they didn't know I was there...

aww that's cute but seriously sleeping under a bed would have freaked me out even more

[Mystic Mock]

I hate Swimming, I don't mind watching it, but I hate doing it, it's the fear of drowning that gets me every single time.

[Black Dagger]

I've been in 4 near death situations so I have a weird complex when it actually comes to death.

[rubymoo]

I once made a trifle and had just taken it out of the fridge and was preparing to put the cold custard on it, when it some how slipped along my worktop and splashed into the dirty washing up bowl (it had bits of old food floating on it and a greasy scum mixed with bubbles), the trifle sank to the bottom, i quickly pulled it out of the bowl (it was covered in gross food/bubbles etc) and i rinsed it under the cold tap, dried it off with a tea towel and proceeded to put the custard on. I then served it up to my husbands family later that day, i didn't have any as i claimed i had a dicky tummy.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by rubymoo

I once made a trifle and had just taken it out of the fridge and was preparing to put the cold custard on it, when it some how slipped along my worktop and splashed into the dirty washing up bowl (it had bits of old food floating on it and a greasy scum mixed with bubbles), the trifle sank to the bottom, i quickly pulled it out of the bowl (it was covered in gross food/bubbles etc) and i rinsed it under the cold tap, dried it off with a tea towel and proceeded to put the custard on. I then served it up to my husbands family later that day, i didn't have any as i claimed i had a dicky tummy.

ew Ruby!

[Ammi]

...LOL, Ruby you moo.....

[rubymoo]

[Shaun]

[5] @ the never learned to ride a bike thing

And after working away from home quite a lot lately I've realised I have a very strict sleeping routine that basically means unless I've got a double to myself, I'm sleeping naked and I have my god damned teddy bear, I'm in for a restless night.

To counterbalance the cutesy-nonsense above I'll also add "I almost always steal other people's unattended drinks on a night out (still not been rufied )" and "I wet the bed until I was 10".

[Ammi]

...oh I eat paper is another thing, when I'm anxious/worried....

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Shaun

"I almost always steal other people's unattended drinks on a night out (still not been rufied )".

You people sicken me

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

You bastards. I opened an unholy confessions thread before this. Since i'm not AshRley noone posted in it.

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

You bastards. I opened an unholy confessions thread before this. Since i'm not AshRley noone posted in it.

I didn't see your thread, sorry.

[Black Dagger]

Oh and yeah I never learned how to ride a bike either. I didn't push myself enough and blamed it on my dyspraxia and cried if people asked me to have a try lmao.