[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by gemmiej

While your on your feet could I have a latte with a side order of Ben.... I mean biccies please...

*Looks up to gemmiej, wipes sweat from brow, puts mop & bucket aside and replies " Yes, certainly, let me just shove this brush up my ar$e while am here, and I'll get right on it"





LOL .

How many biscuits did you say.....

[gemmiej]

Originally Posted by Snowball

*Looks up to gemmiej, wipes sweat from brow, puts mop & bucket aside and replies " Yes, certainly, let me just shove this brush up my ar$e while am here, and I'll get right on it"





LOL .

How many biscuits did you say.....

Two Jammie Dodgers please. The real thing not the fake lemon ones my boyfriend tried to palm me off with yesterday1

[babycakes]

Feeling slightly guilty that everyone else was working, bc decides to shovel the snow and clear the ice away from the frontage. Muses "the Coffee Shoppe actually looks quite nice. Shame about the pong."

Round two of speed dating due at the end of the week, although round one was not successful. The only five minute relationship that resulted in a booty call was Galloway & Burns, although Kinga did leave clutching her half drunk bottle of wine. We decided not to follow that one up however.

[Pyramid*]

Heats up milk in large mug, to prepare hot chocolate for BC, she's going to need defrosting after shovelling all that snow and ice.... it's bliddy cold out there.

Reports have come in that en-route home, Kinga, having polished off the wine on her stroll home, slipped on ice, and fell on top of the empty wine bottle. Rumour has it that rather than be horrified, she exacted pleasure from this incident.

Looks out of window and spies some long haired harridan, shouting "Chicken where are you... Chicken". Am a bit concerned at what she is holding in her hand, something limp and furry. It looks awfully like a dead rabbit.......

[Jessica.]

What on earth!

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

What on earth!

It's called cabin fever !!!!

[babycakes]

New on the menu today - cappucino flavoured "Duncan' Donuts" which are delish with the Benofee Coffee.

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by babycakes

New on the menu today - cappucino flavoured "Duncan' Donuts" which are delish with the Benofee Coffee.

Raises smile for new addition to menu. Superb idea! Can you hold mine till later please.

Ta.

[Suze]

Originally Posted by babycakes

New on the menu today - cappucino flavoured "Duncan' Donuts" which are delish with the Benofee Coffee.

I'll have a couple of those with a Benofee coffee please

[gemmiej]

Originally Posted by babycakes

New on the menu today - cappucino flavoured "Duncan' Donuts" which are delish with the Benofee Coffee.

I will take one of those please.

[Suze]

Suze comes in with a mixture of Christmas fayre to be added to the menu, including:

Apply it with Science tweedlecakes
Kemal Skip cakes in the shape of skips with all sorts of extras thrown inside it, like coconut strands and sweet stuff.
and Jonty's Teddybear delights

[babycakes]

So a horse walks into the Cafe.
The owner asks "Why the long face?"
The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and sh*ts on the floor

[babycakes]

Tonight, the Coffee Shoppe hosts it's Sexy Celebrity Santa competition. We had no idea who would turn up, but at a guess, the first entrant won't make the cut to the final.

[babycakes]

This one looks a bit more promising, although the guyliner may not be the only (ahem) cosmetic adjustment that Stuart has made ! However it was still not the most impressive package we have seen this Christmas.

[babycakes]

Mario and Lisa thankfully kept their clothes on...

[babycakes]

and suprisingly so did Chanelle, although she left quickly as no professional footballers had turned up.

[babycakes]

Mario's Grandad didn't understand the brief, but was so sweet we gave him a free Benoffee Coffee and a Duncan Donut for turning up and being a good sport.

[babycakes]

The twins squealed with delight, for 45 minutes. It was excrutiating but luckily most of us were wearing ear muffs to keep warm, so it wasn't as painful and irritating as it could have been.

[babycakes]

And the winner is.......

on the basis that we wanted a Celebrity, not a Zelebrity, Santa. Davina also threw in a few gurns for good measure - a sure fire crowd pleaser.

[Suze]

A customer had made some buttery tasting gingerbread men and women for the holiday season, adding little extras to them, the pink strawberry showlaces looked like strings, making the gingerbreads look like little puppets. So in keeping with ther BB theme of the coffee shop, they were called Marionettes

[babycakes]

Originally Posted by Suze

A customer had made some buttery tasting gingerbread men and women for the holiday season, adding little extras to them, the pink strawberry showlaces looked like strings, making the gingerbreads look like little puppets. So in keeping with ther BB theme of the coffee shop, they were called Marionettes

I bet Lisa likes to dip them in her hot juicy tea

Ugh, I still cringe when I think of that, second only to George Galloway when he was feline fine

[Suze]

Originally Posted by babycakes

I bet Lisa likes to dip them in her hot juicy tea

Ugh, I still cringe when I think of that, second only to George Galloway when he was feline fine

I think Mario is due to do one of his regular health and saftey checks of the coffee shop soon

[Suze]

Nathan and Racheal walked into the shop with a special request for Babycakes, asking if she would make their engagement cake for their engagement party. Babycakes was happy to oblige. They then got a Benofee coffee on the house, and they sat in the nest drinking their coffees whilst making googoo eyes at each other.

[Shaun]

It's acid rave/S&M night! 2 for 1 on all lattés!

[Shaun]

Jorje. A palavra segurança é "guarda-chuva".