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05-12-2010, 03:26 PM
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I know they say Christams is a very special time...but jeezo..... even that's a big surprise. Nice to see Babycakes managed to get in, I unfortunately was snowed in up in Scotland but it's great to see the 'old place' still looking so good and pulling in the right clientele....... !!! LOL  *Pours a B.Coffee, sits down and purrs with content* Last edited by Pyramid*; 05-12-2010 at 03:27 PM. |
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05-12-2010, 03:31 PM
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05-12-2010, 05:14 PM
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Hurrah - the entertainment for tonight has arrived. It's BC's family
 a Jackson Five tribute act.http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/IjihvsULN5nWfdh3 |
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05-12-2010, 06:49 PM
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The tribute act is going down a treat, as is the Benoffe Coffee, and pie
The customers love them, and they are certainly drawing in the crowds. A few drunken footie fans happen in swearing and singing, but are soon ejected from the premises.It looks like it will be a good evening
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05-12-2010, 07:04 PM
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The first speed dating couple, chosen for their common interest in hairdressing, sit down in the newly constructed Love Shack and start flirting. Unfortunately, the attraction seems a little one sided.
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05-12-2010, 07:14 PM
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Oh dear, that first date ended in tears and tantrums when Craig was accused of touching Anthony inappropriately under the table.
They leave the Love Shack (well disco dancing Anthony nips out saying he wants to join babycakes Jackson 5 tribute act, followed at quite a pace by Bitchtits Scissorhands who is screaming " I refuse to diminish my character") The next couple appear mismatched too - this could be a disaster. Rex has to be dragged to the date kicking and screaming, demanding that he would rather play Scrabble. 
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05-12-2010, 08:48 PM
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The third set of daters arrived together wearing matching evening gowns. Kemal and Kinga made their way into the Love Shack straight away, and Kemal called over his shoulder "can you send some wine in please?". Kinga cackled "yeah, make it a BOTTLE".
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05-12-2010, 10:28 PM
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The final date of the evening was a bit of a surprise. When George Galloway and Peter Burns arrived, both in skin fitting lycra, a least two of the customers ran to the loo in order to vomit. The queue for the Ladies was three times longer by the time they heard George purring inside the Love Shack, and mewling "would you like me to be the cat ?". This wouldn't be good for the Coffee Shop; it now had a faint aroma of sick (and they had only just got rid of the stench of bitter Almonds).
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05-12-2010, 11:23 PM
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 Loving the pictures and captions
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06-12-2010, 09:18 AM
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I'm not too sure about that last pic
  
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07-12-2010, 09:46 AM
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 How come I get all the lousy jobs around here !!! |
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07-12-2010, 10:34 AM
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07-12-2010, 10:47 AM
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LOL . How many biscuits did you say..... 
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07-12-2010, 06:02 PM
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Feeling slightly guilty that everyone else was working, bc decides to shovel the snow and clear the ice away from the frontage. Muses "the Coffee Shoppe actually looks quite nice. Shame about the pong."
Round two of speed dating due at the end of the week, although round one was not successful. The only five minute relationship that resulted in a booty call was Galloway & Burns, although Kinga did leave clutching her half drunk bottle of wine. We decided not to follow that one up however. Last edited by babycakes; 07-12-2010 at 06:28 PM. |
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08-12-2010, 08:09 AM
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Heats up milk in large mug, to prepare hot chocolate for BC, she's going to need defrosting after shovelling all that snow and ice.... it's bliddy cold out there.
Reports have come in that en-route home, Kinga, having polished off the wine on her stroll home, slipped on ice, and fell on top of the empty wine bottle. Rumour has it that rather than be horrified, she exacted pleasure from this incident.  Looks out of window and spies some long haired harridan, shouting "Chicken where are you... Chicken". Am a bit concerned at what she is holding in her hand, something limp and furry. It looks awfully like a dead rabbit.......
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08-12-2010, 08:20 AM
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What on earth!
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08-12-2010, 08:32 AM
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08-12-2010, 10:09 AM
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08-12-2010, 10:32 AM
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 No problem ! I think you will need a fresh mug of Benoffee Coffee though, that last one must be freezing cold by now. Let me attend to that for you... *Rushes off and flips the 'super heat' switch on the Coffee* Be with you in two shakes of a lamb's tail..... *....passes todays newspapers to gemmiej whilst she waits, points to M8 photographs and nods to gemmiej, in acknowlegement that thanks should be noted for my presence here today due to weather, takes home-made jammy dodgers from display unit and places on plate in readiness....* 
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08-12-2010, 04:01 PM
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Ta. |
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08-12-2010, 04:08 PM
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08-12-2010, 09:21 PM
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So a horse walks into the Cafe.
The owner asks "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and sh*ts on the floor
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09-12-2010, 11:26 AM
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