A thread to entertain, and get you all thinking....
Ok, here's the hypothetical situation....just go with it, it's "fun"!!
You are going about your normal daily life, then you are kidnapped in a taxi (

) and find yourself in a remote warehouse with government agents who inform you that you have been chosen for a special mission at random. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (cue M.I. theme music) is this....
You must rid the world of up to ten people, 7 of whom should be to benefit the world in general, and 3 of whom should be to benefit you personally for whatever reasons you wish (them just being annoying is perfectly acceptable - this is not very ethical of the government, but they have to make it worth your while

). You are given money to travel to wherever necessary and whatever means to meet your goals, a gun, ammunition, and a pre-arranged pardon for your actions, so there will be
no consequences.
1. Do you accept the mission? If yes, then please answer 2.
2. Who's on your hitlist, and why?
Be inventive.