[kirklancaster]

How many do you want from my Grammar School?

Mr XXXX - Woodwork Teacher who reeked of tobacco and suffered from 'Shell Shock' having served in WW2.

Mrs XXXX and Mr XXXXXX - Maths and English teachers respectively - who were shagging each other and didn't try to hide it from we pupils.

Ms XXXXXXX - a lesbian Geography teacher who had more muscles than Arnie Schwartzenegger and used to boil up Nescafe in a pan full of milk on a bunsen burner.

Mr XXXXXXXXX - a youngish, very good-looking Science teacher whose 'Favourites' just happened to be the 3 hottest girls in our class (one of whom was my girlfriend the twat. )

And one who I had a sneering contempt for - Mr XXXX - our History teacher who was a 'nose-in-the-text-book' dick-head who tried to teach us inaccurate 'facts' from outdated books and would not allow anyone to question or challenge such disproved B.S.

I had lots of lovely cane for arguing with the knob.