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Originally Posted by Maru
I'm going to start throwing around some baseless accusations during the next game day. It sounds like a potential solid plot material for a table top RPG anyway. I will suggest it to our GM. ("You should bring in a priesthood obsessed with circumcizing the nation... and include a Leather Trumpet somehow")
Maybe that is the secret to his name...
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Apparently he actually does own a trumpet fashioned entirely out of discarded foreskin. He plays a sad tune in a minor key every night from the top of a hill, in respect for the loss experienced by all cut men.
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