[Epic.]

The housemates are split into couples for a task and now they have to answer compatibility questions where one housemate is blindfolded with noise-blocking headphones while the other answers questions. When the other answers questions, the one who wore the headphones has to correctly guess what their partner said.

Big Brother: Danielle was asked, "Would any housemate question your belief in no sex before marriage?" What was her answer?
Steven:

Steven: Whyy?
Danielle: Ah thought ye would question it.
Steven: No it would make YOU question it.
Danielle: Oh would it make ME question it?
Steven: It would make YOU question your belief in no sex before marriage, not it would make you. You NEVER question it, that's why I answered.
Danielle: Ah thought THEY would question it--Big Brother you need to change that IMMEDIATELEH my family are WATCHING!
Steven: You've basically said the right candidate would make you bONK IN THE HOUSE
Danielle: BIG BROTHER! CHANGE IT NOOOWW!
Steven: I like it when you kick off Danielle
Danielle: JESUS! I mean Big Brother ya CAN'T that's so UNFAYRE!
Steven: I mean especially with the public
Danielle: Ye never make these bloody questions SIMPOOL honestly! DO NOT CUT IT WITHOUT ME SAYING AYE MISUNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION BIG BROTHER CAUSE I'M GONNA KICK AWF AYE WILL *SUE*, AYE WILL KICK OFF *MASSIVELY*, IF YOU BROADCAST THAT WITHOUT ME SAYIN AY MISUNDERSTOOD THAT! I WILL GO MENTOOL!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 3 - Lesley and Shabnam out
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (+3)
3. Lesley (-1)
4. Tracey (+2)
5. Carole (+2)
6. Laura (-3)
7. Brian (N/E)
8. Shabnam (-4)
9. Jonathan (N/E)
10. Sam & Amanda (-1)
11. Liam (N/E)
12. Billi (N/E)
13. Ziggy (-1)
14. Chanelle (-3)
15. Gerry (-7)
16. Seany (-6)

Week 4 - Seany out
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (-)
3. Carole (+2)
4. Laura (+2)
5. Tracey (-1)
6. Sam & Amanda (+4)
7. Jonathan (+2)
8. Seany (+8)
9. Brian (-2)
10. Billi (+2)
11. Liam (-)
12. Chanelle (+2)
13. Gerry (+2)
14. Ziggy (-1)

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

He gets better tbf. That's the only 'bad' thing he did. He gets quite a lot of unjust hate on here lol.

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Speaking of Seany, I've never seen a house so devastated by an eviction before

Yeah I would agree with these, Seany became better (probably because he came across really well in his interview i think) but you’d think he was the star of the show and the best human being on the planet the way they carried on

I can only imagine how Shabnam would have reacted

[Matthew.]

“Did this Shakespeare geezer direct Romeo and Juliet?”

[Epic.]

Seány was a childish prick

[Matthew.]

They’ve been given a task to stay awake for 60 hours

“Gerry better not start talking to me about Greek history, that’ll set me off”
“Yeah, avoid Gerry at all costs”

[Epic.]

*after Steven gets secret task to do things to a certain housemate of his choice depending on what the task is, and housemates correctly predict the one he'll choose to give a sexy dance to is Kimberly*
Steven: What you do, H? Has a guy ever come up to you and given you a funny dance move or anything like that?
Helen: Hm, yeah?
Steven: Well I've sort of like gone up to a girl before *grabs Kimberly* "Hey honey, you alright? " and then I'd rub against her. *rubs against Kimberly* Ever done that before?
Helen: You've just rubbed yer dick up her back!
Steven: NO MY DICK IS AT THE TOP OF MY LEG
Kimberly: No it was definitely dick .
Steven: ...REALLY?
Helen: HAHAHAHA
Steven: I've done that before to a girl *rubs ass on Kimberly's back* *bends over while grinding Kimberly's back with arse*
Mark: Foookin hell Steeeven!

[Epic.]

Steven making Kimberly show him pictures of her ex boyfriend and then what follows

Steven: I'm just CONFUSED because my idea of going on a break is that you DON'T sit there looking at pictures of the person you were on a break with. You've been hiding it, you should've said 'Just let you know I have pictures of this person", if that was me, I wouldn't have even TOLD me about that! I would've CHOPPED them up and chucked them straight in the bin! That's just how I would deal with it
Kimberly: I'm sorry I'm not psycho like that :/
Steven: I wanna CRY MY EYES OUT right now Kim!
Kimberly: How do you think I feel?
Steven: ...What do you mean?! Why should YOU be crying?! I've just been SHOWN--
Kimberly: You really don't even get me, like?
Steven: WUT? No I DO get you but I don't understand your ****ing decisions at all, I think they're terrible! I think they're really bad! And I feel, like, someone's, WANKED all over my face! ... That's how bad, I feel like someone's ****ing JACKED OFF all over my face and said "There you stupid fool!"
Kimberly: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I like dragged you into this. It's clear that I like, made a mistake.
Steven: OHH GREAT, OH THAT'S FINE, so "You've made a mistake, you shouldn't have dragged me into it!" ...Guess what? Too, little, too, late.
Kimberly: I seriously could just ****ing walk. :/
Steven: And bit by bit, I've sat there and each and every couple of days, something else comes out. And today... the photographs came out.
Kimberly: Would you just prefer if I left? :/
Steven: NOO? I don't WANT you to leave!
Kimberly: Really?
Steven: No cause if you leave, I'm gonna leave! I told you I'd rather leave TOGETHER! ...I'm NOT going to the ****ing disco fever party, that's for sure, I'm going to bed! Cause I didn't ask for this **** to happen! And I've fallen in love with someone he's continually not telling me the truth and is not being upfront and honest with me and I don't like it!
Kimberly: What can I do to make you feel better?
Steven: No, it's not what you can do to make me feel less like a twat, I, am, not!
Kimberly: Ok sorry! >:/
Steven: No it's not what makes you feel better, it's just I don't wanna BE in a situation like this! Why should I BE in a situation like this?!
Kimberly: Fine then don't.
Steven: No don't get grumpy with ME now! Cause I haven't done anything wrong, I didn't ask for this!
Kimberly: Yeah you didn't ask, sorry I brought it upon you :/
Steven: There's no point being grumpy with ME, I didn't ask for it, I haven't done anything wrong! What have I done wrong?
Kimberly: You've done nothing wrong :/ *leaves room*

Even though a mentality of feeling you were wanked on the face and declaring not to go a "****ing disco fever party" are hilarious comments, the reality is he's a disgusting specimen of garbage for forcing her to show him those photos, then repeatedly insulting HER for showing them it, trying to make her feel bad even after she's told him she feels bad, he's pretty much degrading her and is a ****stain.

It's worsened by Helen validating what he says after overhearing the outright abusive way he spoke to Kimberly and it transpiring Helen would chop up the pictures too

[Epic.]

The more times this creep says "Love you" "I love you" "I love you so much" "Do you love me?" "Do you love me too?" "Do you love me as much as I love you?" the more I want to stay single

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Steven making Kimberly show him pictures of her ex boyfriend and then what follows

Steven: I'm just CONFUSED because my idea of going on a break is that you DON'T sit there looking at pictures of the person you were on a break with. You've been hiding it, you should've said 'Just let you know I have pictures of this person", if that was me, I wouldn't have even TOLD me about that! I would've CHOPPED them up and chucked them straight in the bin! That's just how I would deal with it
Kimberly: I'm sorry I'm not psycho like that :/
Steven: I wanna CRY MY EYES OUT right now Kim!
Kimberly: How do you think I feel?
Steven: ...What do you mean?! Why should YOU be crying?! I've just been SHOWN--
Kimberly: You really don't even get me, like?
Steven: WUT? No I DO get you but I don't understand your ****ing decisions at all, I think they're terrible! I think they're really bad! And I feel, like, someone's, WANKED all over my face! ... That's how bad, I feel like someone's ****ing JACKED OFF all over my face and said "There you stupid fool!"
Kimberly: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I like dragged you into this. It's clear that I like, made a mistake.
Steven: OHH GREAT, OH THAT'S FINE, so "You've made a mistake, you shouldn't have dragged me into it!" ...Guess what? Too, little, too, late.
Kimberly: I seriously could just ****ing walk. :/
Steven: And bit by bit, I've sat there and each and every couple of days, something else comes out. And today... the photographs came out.
Kimberly: Would you just prefer if I left? :/
Steven: NOO? I don't WANT you to leave!
Kimberly: Really?
Steven: No cause if you leave, I'm gonna leave! I told you I'd rather leave TOGETHER! ...I'm NOT going to the ****ing disco fever party, that's for sure, I'm going to bed! Cause I didn't ask for this **** to happen! And I've fallen in love with someone he's continually not telling me the truth and is not being upfront and honest with me and I don't like it!
Kimberly: What can I do to make you feel better?
Steven: No, it's not what you can do to make me feel less like a twat, I, am, not!
Kimberly: Ok sorry! >:/
Steven: No it's not what makes you feel better, it's just I don't wanna BE in a situation like this! Why should I BE in a situation like this?!
Kimberly: Fine then don't.
Steven: No don't get grumpy with ME now! Cause I haven't done anything wrong, I didn't ask for this!
Kimberly: Yeah you didn't ask, sorry I brought it upon you :/
Steven: There's no point being grumpy with ME, I didn't ask for it, I haven't done anything wrong! What have I done wrong?
Kimberly: You've done nothing wrong :/ *leaves room*

Even though a mentality of feeling you were wanked on the face and declaring not to go a "****ing disco fever party" are hilarious comments, the reality is he's a disgusting specimen of garbage for forcing her to show him those photos, then repeatedly insulting HER for showing them it, trying to make her feel bad even after she's told him she feels bad, he's pretty much degrading her and is a ****stain.

It's worsened by Helen validating what he says after overhearing the outright abusive way he spoke to Kimberly and it transpiring Helen would chop up the pictures too

Steven just is the metaphorical wank stain on his face, although I did laugh at “I feel like you’ve wanked all over my face”

[Matthew.]

Charley screaming at Ziggy and Chanelle and just stops to go “Sorry gals, I know it’s your birthday, I do apologise ” and then continues to scream at them

[Epic.]

Steven and Kimberly shagging is among the most disgusted I've been watching this show. So much is wrong with it. The fact it happens after a whole day of him abusively manipulating her . The '1 minute to lines closing' notice coming up as he's less than a minute away from finishing. The OTT pelvic thrusting. This ****ing exchange below after they're finished:

Steven: We're DIRTY people... *snogs Kimberly* I love you
Kimberly: I love you too... did you enjoy tonight?
Steven: I enjoyed tonight... did you?
Kimberly: I did.
Steven: It's not over yet...
Kimberly: Ok...

[reece(:]

Kimberly is one of the biggest letdowns ever after her early drags.

[Epic.]

Emma: Can I LOOK? Is it GONE? I feel a little bit SICK? Alright, from one kind of business... down to eviction business. *gags* The vote has now CLOSED??

Bye this is the new best Willis moment easily It kind of eases the disgust you get because even the host is repulsed by what's on display

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

The '1 minute to lines closing' notice coming up as he's less than a minute away from finishing.

[Epic.]

Mess I definitely heard the infamous "Two Second Steven" chant even though it didn't become a thing till a week later when the public got to process it It couldn't be heard because it was being righteously outshouted by the "Get Steven Out!" deserved chants

[Matthew.]

When BB asked Steven if he had ever been called a bastard wanker

[*mazedsalv**]

Steven and Kim are Bottom 15 ever HM material for me. I couldn't bear them, interesting that 4 of my Bottom 15 came from BB15.....

Steven was the most cheesy, cringey, unbearable knob, and Kim was the biggest letdown. Just awful.

[Epic.]

Jale being asked what she thinks about Steven and Kimberly, and the crowd for the first time ever chanting together "TWO SECOND STEVEN! " while she giggled uncomfortably was so hilarious . I was not ready for that chant, what with it being a first watch and all, but it may just be the best in the history of the show

[Matthew.]

“I drew an apple crumble!
“Is it a chicken and mushroom apple crumble? ”

[Matthew.]

“It’s a joking way, I’m like to my friend Sabrina, ya ****ing pervert!”


The new I DO IT IN A JOKING WAY?

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Epic.

The OTT pelvic thrusting. This ****ing exchange below after they're finished:

Steven: We're DIRTY people... *snogs Kimberly* I love you
Kimberly: I love you too... did you enjoy tonight?
Steven: I enjoyed tonight... did you?
Kimberly: I did.
Steven: It's not over yet...
Kimberly: Ok...

[Epic.]

Ash: 'ave ya had a wank since ya last had a wank?
Winston: Uhhhhhh, I dunno really!

[Epic.]

Steven telling Kimberly he has a fetish of having sex for 24 hours . Bitch you can't even maintain 24 seconds!

[Epic.]

Steven: You know how you said you like having good sex?
Kimberly: Yeah.
Steven: Do you like having sex with ME?
Kimberly: Yeah.
Steven: Ah thanks.

o_O

Steven: I think we do quite well considering how restricted we are. Don't you?
Kimberly: Yeah. But...
Steven: But what?
Kimberly: We need to be careful.
Steven: Really?
Kimberly: More careful than we were.
Steven: Whyy?
Kimberly: ...
Steven: Why.
Kimberly: ..... Because like, there's some things that I'm not comfortable with doing here
Steven: No I understand.
Kimberly: ...
Steven: So we gotta be a bit more careful.
Kimberly: Do you understand me?
Steven: Yeah...
Kimberly: Okay...

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