[Matthew.]

“I’m Carole, I’m cool, I do aerobics in the pool”

[Epic.]

Ashleigh: It was half cheers so... somebody out there likes me. HAHAHAHA!

Ashleigh still completely unfazed by the unnecessary booing

[Epic.]

Steven about the 'Get Steven Out' chants

Steven: I think it was something to do with those PICTURES... I-didn't-make-her-cut-the-pictures-up...
Helen: Yeah you didn't make her do that.
Kimberly: No I did it on my own.
Steven: Remember the public will SEE that, they'll see me as being like a ****ing possessive ****ing controlling twat...

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Steven telling Kimberly he has a fetish of having sex for 24 hours . Bitch you can't even maintain 24 seconds!

omg

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 33/34 Highlights (Marlon saves himself; Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher and Jale nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Winston (+1)
6. Chris (-1)
7. Jale (-)
8. Steven (-)
9. Kimberly (-)
10. Ash (-)
11. Marlon (-)
12. Helen (-)

Day 35/36/37 Highlights (Jale Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Chris (-)
7. Jale (-)
8. Kimberly (+1)
9. Marlon (+2)
10. Ash (-)
11. Steven (-3)
12. Helen (-)

Danielle: Ah'm not one to bluff...but ah'm in here for the keeps. Ah'm not wantin' to go, why would ah wanna go? Ah worked my two shorts to git here... Aye enjoy it, aye wanna win it, aye find it interestin'. Do aye find certain things you do are quite NASTY and SECK? Yeah ah doo. But aye understand ye got a TV programme to make. So with that token, ah'm playin' my own game. And no one's gonna know what, it is, cause ah don't TRUST yoo Big Brother! Ah really don't trust ya and that's annoyed meh! But ah know what ah'm gonna doo, and ah think it might work... will wait and see. But as far as ay'm concerned, if people do notice a change in my behaviour, then so be et. One thing ah know what to doo, and anyone who knows meh knows this; ...Ah can BLUFF, until the cows! come! hoome! Ah keepin it to myself, no one's gonnee know apart from ME... and GOD! And ah think he'll be behind me on this cause et's a BLOODY good gameplan, people can think what they want, but they'll begin to see a pattern. It's awn... It's awn like Donkey Kawng!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 4 - Seany out
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (-)
3. Carole (+2)
4. Laura (+2)
5. Tracey (-1)
6. Sam & Amanda (+4)
7. Jonathan (+2)
8. Seany (+8)
9. Brian (-2)
10. Billi (+2)
11. Liam (-)
12. Chanelle (+2)
13. Gerry (+2)
14. Ziggy (-1)

Week 4 - Billi out
1. Charley (-)
2. Carole (+1)
3. Laura (+1)
4. Nicky (-2)
5. Sam & Amanda (+1)
6. Tracey (-1)
7. Brian (+2)
8. Chanelle (+4)
9. Jonathan (-2)
10. Liam (+1)
11. Billi (-1)
12. Gerry (+1)
13. Ziggy (+1)

[Matthew.]

Laura telling Big Brother to do a recount of the votes to make sure Carole didn’t get the most votes to evict

[Epic.]

Danielle: *about her team losing a task to Ashleigh's Red Team* Ah'm really really annoyed, ah'm SO peeved awf, ye have NO idea! THAT FISH CAME OUTTA THE PIPE, AYE CAUGHT IT, ASHLEIGH POOSHED MEH OVER WHILE AY HAD THE FISH AN THEN *GRABBED* THE FISH AWAY FROM MEH? WHAT THE HELL?!?! THAT'S BLATANTLY CHEATENG! There's a line... and that crossed it... Ah demand a REMATCH...
BB: Do you think you can fight back?
Danielle: Ya ah wool fight back, ah'm not givin up, just keep throwin these tasks, keep throwin em awet! Cause aye ain't givin up! So joost bring awn the next task and ah'll smash it! .....And ah'm not TALKIN to the reds!
BB: ....Why are you not talking to them?
Danielle: Because it's AWN now..... it's PEARCEONAL!

Ms McMahon has been snapping straight for two days now

[Matthew.]

The iconic fish task

That was ma ****in fish

[Epic.]

Now she's still using the same "It's awn like Donkey Kawng" to try and motivate her team for the task

[Epic.]

Ashleigh making amends with Helen after all the horrible things Helen has done to her, we love an Irish lass with class

[Epic.]

Marlon revealing in his interview all he thought Steven and Kimberly did was kiss, he really did ostracise himself from the entire house huh

[Epic.]

Danielle dragging the Armageddon theme

"Why would you expect people to eat cold good out of a tan--a TIN. Explain it to meh! Why would you do that! Why. Even if it was the """"END OF THE WORLD"""" which is just a SSSTUPID SSSTUPID theme in the first place, cause the end of the world wouldn't even LOOK like anything ye've got downstairs in the FIRST PLACE! Even-if-you-had-that, you'd have a BOONSEN BURNAH! To HEAT yer food up! Yer not even doin that, yer bein' SO CRUEL yer not even givin us a COOKORR! It's RIDICULOUS! I'M *NOT* EATING FOOD OUT OF A *TIN* I *REFUSE!!* ...I WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO MY WORST *ENEMEH!* IT'S SSTUPID *SSTUPID* IDEA! GEEZ, WHO WOULD EXPECT TO EAT *BAKED BEANS* AND *POTATO* OUT OF A CAAA-AAN?! ARE YOU *ACTUALLY* *SERIOUS?!* THIS. IS JUST. AGAINST. HUMAN NATURE. TO DO THIS. IT'S *APPALLING!* YOU SHOULD BE *ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!* IT'S ABSOLUTE *DEROGATORY!*"

I don't even know why she's so pressed lately

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 35/36/37 Highlights (Jale Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Chris (-)
7. Jale (-)
8. Kimberly (+1)
9. Marlon (+2)
10. Ash (-)
11. Steven (-3)
12. Helen (-)

Day 38/39/40 Highlights (Marlon Evicted - Zoe, Pav and Biannca enter; Ash, Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher, Danielle, Kimberly, Mark, Steven and Winston nominated)
1. Danielle (+1)
2. Ashleigh (-1)
3. Mark
4. Christopher
5. Winston
6. Chris
7. Zoe
8. Biannca
9. Pav
10. Ash (+2)
11. Kimberly (-1)
12. Marlon (-1)
13. Steven
14. Helen

[RileyH]

Biannca queen

[Matthew.]

Bonka was overrated

[Matthew.]

Is Winston as high as he is because of the argument with Marlon?

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Is Winston as high as he is because of the argument with Marlon?

No not at all, that was a while back, although he did get in the Top 5 partly due to it. He got an upping in color to the 'above average' area as I feel pretty sorry for him because as much as he keeps bigging himself up as a lad, he's pretty insecure about sudden flirtations and it's sad to watch how he has to keep politely turning down Biannca's full-on and completely offensive sexual advances within only seconds of meeting him (even though it's also funny to watch him squirm and have no way of getting out of this situation apart from repeatedly answering 'Uhhhh, I dunno" to obvious Yes or No questions.

His stupidity and lack of self-awareness is also sometimes unintentionally funny as well

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

No not at all, that was a while back, although he did get in the Top 5 partly due to it. He got an upping in color to the 'above average' area as I feel pretty sorry for him because as much as he keeps bigging himself up as a lad, he's pretty insecure about sudden flirtations and it's sad to watch how he has to keep politely turning down Biannca's full-on and completely offensive sexual advances within only seconds of meeting him (even though it's also funny to watch him squirm and have no way of getting out of this situation apart from repeatedly answering 'Uhhhh, I dunno" to obvious Yes or No questions.

His stupidity and lack of self-awareness is also sometimes unintentionally funny as well

when Marlon asked if he could apologise (or something like that) and all Winston had to say was “Give me my hoodie back”

The only thing I remember liking about him mind

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

when Marlon asked if he could apologise (or something like that) and all Winston had to say was “Give me my hoodie back”

The only thing I remember liking about him mind

You didn't think he was righteous when him and Mark were the only ones to stick up for Ashleigh, even against their own friends?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

You didn't think he was righteous when him and Mark were the only ones to stick up for Ashleigh, even against their own friends?

I don’t really remember much of him is what I meant to say, I’ll go have a look at posts I made in the first watch thread when I watched it

[Matthew.]

Carole: “Where’s the leopard”
Laura: “I haven’t got it on yet.”
Carole: “I’m going to suggest that it gets washed!”
Laura: “(loudly gasps) I say nothing!”
Carole: “WELL IT’S GOING TO BLOODY WALK OFF YOU IF IT HAS THE CHANCE! IT’LL ESCAPE!”

and then later on Carole’s just like “You do cooking in it! ”

[Matthew.]

Brian: “If I was at the pub with my mate and he came along like “Hey, this is my pretend bear monkey, do you like it? Do you think this is great?” I’d be like, Oi, sort it out, you can not be doing this.”

[Matthew.]

Jonathan </3

[Matthew.]

“If my mam saw me going on like that, she’d be VERY disappointed!”