[Livia]

Reminds me of a war story...

When my late husband was on exercise in Germany, in a massive pine wood, they told one of the young recruits that he should be careful when he goes to dig his little hole for a poo because there were wild bores in the forest who would eat you alive. When the youngster when off for a poo, one of the oldies would follow him quietly with half a potato on a stick and when he dropped his trousers and squatted they'd touch the half potato on his arse and grunt. apparently the effect was electric.

Haha... oops! That should be wild boars and not wild bores.