[Christmas Dynasnow]

Kids in georgraphy class

"hi brats (says Mr Clark)today we are going to talk about climate, weather patterns and the last ice age in the UK and maybe touch on glaciation"

class heaves a collective sigh and bury their head in their phones and dial out for the next hour



on social media there is a chance of a day off school at some protest





bloody climate change shagging out women and taking our jobs - get me my placard and a whistle