[Denver]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Well Morgan’s father’s lasagne is now cold

Originally Posted by Blurryface

And by time I’ve gotten to the streets, my lasagne is cold.

You wrap it up properly in the right containers

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

Because my dad doesn’t believe in fussy eating and thinks everyone likes everything.

So he doesn’t really pay attention to what I do and don’t like. In his eyes when there’s 3 people in the house, and 2 of them like the food, it’s good enough for everyone.

Me when my dad is giving cottage cheese to three homeless people and one cheeky mare asks for a bagel.

[caprimint]

Most of the 'homeless' people aren't even homeless, also some of them make as much money in a day as y'all do working so honestly you're pretty stupid if you give money or anything to people on the streets

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by caprimint

I'd say the best way then is to tell him you'll make your own food?

I guess. 3/7 nights I’ll cook anyway, so I get free reign over those meals. I try and cook as much as possible to make sure I don’t get any of his recipes

Most of his cooking is great, but it’s days like these I can’t deal

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

So now cottage cheese isn't good enough for these people?

Beggars can't be choosers!

-adam walking round like the teacher's pet handing out fruit in reception at breaktime- you get what you're given!!!

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Ant.

Omg one time a homeless man asked me for money for a drink and I said "got no cash sorry" and then he asked me to go and get him one myself using my card (we're talking about a bottle of water) but I panicked and said "I'm late to my job interview but if you come back here at 3pm I'll have time"

Karma comes back around

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Me when my dad is giving cottage cheese to three homeless people and one cheeky mare asks for a bagel.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You wrap it up properly in the right containers

I'm sure the homeless man sleeping in a doorway is very picky about food temperature.

Set him up with a table and maybe a candle too?

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Karma comes back around

There's a pier literally a five minute walk away. If he was that thirsty he could've ****ing drank from that

[Denver]

Originally Posted by caprimint

Most of the 'homeless' people aren't even homeless, also some of them make as much money in a day as y'all do working so honestly you're pretty stupid if you give money or anything to people on the streets

You can spot the difference between real and fake homeless straight away

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You wrap it up properly in the right containers

And before I know it, there’s no Tupperware left in the cupboards.

[Ant.]

Plus I gave a homeless man two cheese pasties on winter (and they were ****ing warm fresh from the bakery Adam!!!) And he didn't say thanks. Needless to say his karma was probably hypothermia and I'm still waiting on the universe to repay me for my act of kindness 2.5 years on

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You can spot the difference between real and fake homeless straight away

How? Some have half a kitchen around them with an empty cup but full pockets and the others do not?

[Barry.]

Food is food Adam.

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by caprimint

Most of the 'homeless' people aren't even homeless, also some of them make as much money in a day as y'all do working so honestly you're pretty stupid if you give money or anything to people on the streets

But what about the homeless people that are genuinely living on the street? Is it fine for them to starve and freeze to death as some people fake it?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You can spot the difference between real and fake homeless straight away

How so?

[caprimint]

The other day a man gave a homeless woman 5p and she literally THREW it across the street so I went and picked it up and took it for myself

[Marsh.]

Adam pulling on the beards of tramps to see which ones peel off?

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

But what about the homeless people that are genuinely living on the street? Is it fine for them to starve and freeze to death as some people fake it?

It's literally nobody else's problem but their own.

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

How so?

When they’ve been out for an hour and then jump in the car and drive away? Or maybe that’s just in my town

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by caprimint

The other day a man gave a homeless woman 5p and she literally THREW it across the street so I went and picked it up and took it for myself

Hope you rinsed it under the tap.

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Adam pulling on the beards of tramps to see which ones peel off?

Oh my god

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

And before I know it, there’s no Tupperware left in the cupboards.

Doesn’t your dad keep polystyrene takeaway boxes in the cupboard in case you want to donate his deathly cooking?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by caprimint

It's literally nobody else's problem but their own.

Which Theresa May speech is this from?

[Ant.]

The local homeless man eating Morgan's dad's lasagna