I think one of my pigeons is having an affair
For ages I've had a pair of woodpigeons who come into my garden, and they were a cute pair. But recently the one I labelled "Mrs Pigeon" has been coming with a common pigeon, and whenever "Mr Pigeon" comes they basically chase him off...
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