[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Liam-

Getting scammed out of 70 quid by two Hungarian hookers is going to make one hell of a best mans speech

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Is the New York one the girl whose fanny you licked before passing out?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

You mentioned her on kik.

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

You mentioned her on kik.

damn you and your oddly specific memory

[Liam-]

I hope it was the alcohol that knocked you out and not the smell

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Liam-

I hope it was the alcohol that knocked you out and not the smell

[Amy Jade]

I stole my friends Nans ashes when I was drunk, took them home in a taxi for some reason.

Got drunk in liverpool and had an argument with my friends and ran off, only had a few quid on me and lost my phone, I got home at about 5am after a guy found me crying in a doorway, he was a student who just finished his bar shift and he took me all the way home and refused money off my mum. We are friends now, meet up with him all the time on nights out.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I stole my friends Nans ashes when I was drunk, took them home in a taxi for some reason.

Got drunk in liverpool and had an argument with my friends and ran off, only had a few quid on me and lost my phone, I got home at about 5am after a guy found me crying in a doorway, he was a student who just finished his bar shift and he took me all the way home and refused money off my mum. We are friends now, meet up with him all the time on nights out.

Omg did she get the ashes back or did Nana get laid to rest on a taxi floor?

[Denver]

I once kissed a lesbian with tongues I used to work with despite us hating each others guts

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Denver

I once missed a lesbian with tongues I used to work with despite us hating each others guts

Eh?

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Eh?

Kissed bloody autocorrect

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Denver

I once kissed a lesbian with tongues I used to work with despite us hating each others guts

Yeah? Well I've kissed a lesbian who didn't have any tongues!

[Redway]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Oh I also once slept on a bench at a train station in February, because I had gone to my home town drinking and had fallen out with my mum at the time and refused to stay at her house, and the friend I was meant to be staying with disappeared half way through the evening. I thought the first train was at 7am, but forgot that it was a Sunday and it was at 10am... so ended up asleep in the freezing cold for nearly 4 hours. I'm pretty sure I did almost die. I eventually got the train to my dads and it took me hours to warm up properly. I also got in a hot bath when I got there which is apparently not a good idea when you're freezing like that .

This is coming from someone who upholds stringent morality. Naughty boy.

[Oliver_W]

My past revelling has been rather vanilla compared to some of yours!

The "craziest" thing I can think of is waking up after a house party in a farm...

There are loads of farms around here so we just assumed if we walked for a few minutes we'd work out where we were, but we were like two towns away from home, so god knows how we got there.

[Captain.Remy]

Getting arrested at 18 for trying to steal a monkey from the local zoo with my friends.
I came back from the UK for a week, partied with my friends before I left again, drank all night/all day and ended up at the zoo to finish the party.

Man, day drinking is a b!tch. But it didn't go further, nobody pressed charges so we're good. So many good memories from those 24 hours, we even took selfies with the monkey using our digital cameras (2008 was wild)

Oh and the obvious "making out with random people"/"waking up somewhere unknown"/"waking up in someone's bed". But everybody does that drunk so that doesn't count.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Well what ever it was I ended up in jail, in court and in the paper.

Thankfully I never drank again

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Well what ever it was I ended up in jail, in court and in the paper.

Thankfully I never drank again

now you are waiting on the sheep publishing it's memoirs

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by Redway

This is coming from someone who upholds stringent morality. Naughty boy.

I've been a good boy since I had kids . Age 15 - 23 is ... a bit of a blur tbqfh.