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Originally Posted by Oliver_W
She's ran away to start a new life. Sne left her phone and the dog's harness as sleight-of-hands, gave her dog a steak to distract it, and jumped on her new boyfriend's boat as it went past.
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Originally Posted by rusticgal
The police said it was a long quilted Gillet…she had a jacket under that…black jeans, green socks and green ankle length wellies from Next (I’m sure they specified Next)…a lot of clothing. If she fell in the water I reckon she would have struggled immensely.
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She had a complete change of clothes on, hidden and concealed by the Gillet, and a wig. When she jumped onto her new boyfriend's boat, so shed her coat and wore the wig, so she wouldn't resemble the circulating description.
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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