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Oh also ….
My old mum went to the Southport Flower show and brought back two amazing knives ..

The worlds sharpest knife !!


She explained that the salesman demonstrated them by cutting tin cans in half !!


As soon as I got chance I nipped into the kitchen and started cutting through a full tin of Heinz Baked Beans !!

Anyways it was all going well until .. I noticed the engraving on the blade .. World’s Sharpest Knife .. at that moment I lost focus and cut through two fingers to the bone …


If that sounds crazy … it gets worse !

A few years later in our kitchen my wife was preparing some food with her best friend..

I saw ‘the ‘ knife and started telling the tale to her friend … .. so I was there pretending to cut through an imaginary tin of beans and I slashed my hand with the same damn knife !!

Not as deep a cut but there was sooo much blood !!!



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