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Old 24-08-2023, 05:36 PM #1
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Thumbs down Funniest joke at the Fringe - at best a xmas cracker joke (wokery alert)

"Comedian" Lorna Rose Treen is this year’s recipient of the Funniest Joke
at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, making her only the second woman to win in
the award’s 14-year history.:

Every year, the public votes on a shortlist of one-liners heard at the Scottish
arts festival as selected by a panel of comedy judges.

Treen won the annual Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe prize with her one-
liner: “I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.”



Tragic, due to the fear of blame today's comedians are being strangled and are just not funny save a few of the big names. Its a dark time for comedy

Here is the top 10 from 2010:

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.

I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought' - I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.

For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates - empty.

Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food, or if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub.

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how many would survive the wokery of today?
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That winning joke is shyte, and doesn't really make sense.
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That winning joke is shyte, and doesn't really make sense.
its a small child's joke

embarrassing and shows you how far the Fringe has fallen
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Jokes are worse when written down for starters, unless relying on some kind of wordplay. None of those other jokes are particularly funny, either, so was wokery ruining jokes before weirdos started describing everything as woke?
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to be fair, the fringe has not been funny in my life time, it's not something new
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to be fair, the fringe has not been funny in my life time, it's not something new
but this is a new low
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to be fair, the fringe has not been funny in my life time, it's not something new
No bots, don't do that. It's not funny now because something, something, woke wokery.
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to be fair, the fringe has not been funny in my life time, it's not something new
2016 - 1. “My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.”

2014 - "I've decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust."

2013 "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

2019 - “I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets.”

2013 - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

2008 - “I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.”
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Jokes are worse when written down for starters, unless relying on some kind of wordplay. None of those other jokes are particularly funny, either, so was wokery ruining jokes before weirdos started describing everything as woke?
What's in it for you to make it your aim to defend the woke?

It's an awful joke that never should have won in a million years. It's fairly obvious to anyone with a tiny bit of critical thinking that it was chosen to win for no other reason than that they decided that a female had to win no matter what.

They chose not by ability but by identity. It's pure bigotry. It's no different than opting for choosing someone based on the identity of their race. These people are real bigots. I don't understand how you can't see it?

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What's in it for you to make it your aim to defend the woke?

It's an awful joke that never should have won in a million years. It's fairly obvious to anyone with a tiny bit of critical thinking that it was chosen to win for no other reason than that they decided that a female had to win no matter what.

They chose not by ability but by identity. It's pure bigotry. It's no different than opting for choosing someone based on the identity of their race. These people are real bigots. I don't understand how you can't see it?
its baffling to try and defend it for some woeful partizan reason?
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That winning joke is shyte, and doesn't really make sense.
I saw someone re-jig it a bit to "I started seeing someone who works in the Zoo, I thought he was a keeper, turned out he was a Cheetah" that actually makes it funnier I think
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I saw someone re-jig it a bit to "I started seeing someone who works in the Zoo, I thought he was a keeper, turned out he was a Cheetah" that actually makes it funnier I think
Much better!

When I heard that was the winning joke I thought there was potential wordplay to be had, with zoos and cheetahs, but she didn't get there.

Hers feels like a first draft.
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I saw someone re-jig it a bit to "I started seeing someone who works in the Zoo, I thought he was a keeper, turned out he was a Cheetah" that actually makes it funnier I think
so she took it and made it worse?

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What's in it for you to make it your aim to defend the woke?

It's an awful joke that never should have won in a million years. It's fairly obvious to anyone with a tiny bit of critical thinking that it was chosen to win for no other reason than that they decided that a female had to win no matter what.

They chose not by ability but by identity. It's pure bigotry. It's no different than opting for choosing someone based on the identity of their race. These people are real bigots. I don't understand how you can't see it?
Because it's a meaningless, catch all phrase, for things that mouth breathers don't like.

I agree it's an awful joke, and I didn't defend the joke. It was a prize that was voted on, it wasn't chosen, so I don't understand why you expect me to defend people having a terrible sense of humour..

You're reaching way too far, and reading way too much into some people finding an unfunny joke, funny.

I'm sure there was probably a trans person, or a black lesbian in a wheelchair that appeared on stage, so I'm sure the woke, wokery, wokeness crowd could have found something even slightly funnier.

I never get where you're coming from with this bigotry issue.
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Because it's a meaningless, catch all phrase, for things that mouth breathers don't like.

I agree it's an awful joke, and I didn't defend the joke. It was a prize that was voted on, it wasn't chosen, so I don't understand why you expect me to defend people having a terrible sense of humour..

You're reaching way too far, and reading way too much into some people finding an unfunny joke, funny.

I'm sure there was probably a trans person, or a black lesbian in a wheelchair that appeared on stage, so I'm sure the woke, wokery, wokeness crowd could have found something even slightly funnier.

I never get where you're coming from with this bigotry issue.
"that mouth breathers "

as in you

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as in you

so bad

I'm not sure what this post means.

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so she took it and made it worse?



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No. Someone on Twitter re-jigged her joke
no i think they posted the original joke she stole and butchered

and the fact she took the award is appauling
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Not the post I read because they specifically said - it would have sounded better if she said it like this
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Not the post I read because they specifically said - it would have sounded better if she said it like this
yes as they are remembering the original they heard

the fringe joke does not make sense
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The winning joke isn’t funny at all ..

This guy is one of the best for one liners imho

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LT I think we all agree the joke is crap, but why are you so pissed off about it?

And what does it have to do with "wokeness" ?
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LT I think we all agree the joke is crap, but why are you so pissed off about it?

And what does it have to do with "wokeness" ?
Because a women won, is the simple answer. A woman with a bad joke won. So ergo, the apocalypse is nigh.
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