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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet
Its this type of interjection of humor that brightens up a retail life
Like when I get a load of shopping and the lady says "do you want a bag?"
and I say "blimey, don't you think I have enough to carry"
I can literally see their shoulders shaking in mirth
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When they say "sorry for the wait" I say "the weight is my fault, I shouldn't eat so much!"
When they ask if I want a receipt, I say "no thanks, I checked the size!"
They hate me.
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die
15-05-2024, 07:47 PM
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