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Originally Posted by Benjamin
All three have made the final week (sadly) but what have they really brought to this season?
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Näsplockare Cameron
Cameron has introduced the others to the art of existential nose picking. Watch him as he allows his 'picking finger" to approach the nostril with cunning and elegance, wasting no time in rushing to the nasal cavity where a rich mine of boogers is about to be excavated by this award-winning expert pickmeister. Once the mining operation is terminated, and with a rich harvest securely glued into his masterpicker's handkerchief, he flicks the boogers one-by-one with a flourish at the human detritus in the house, sadly missing repulsive and common old slapper, Caroline as well as Rab C. Nesbitt's offspring, Glaswegian "no regrets" Nancy the Numbskull.