[Enid]

Originally Posted by Dr.Gonzo

What day was this?! BeCAuse, when I woke up on the morning of my thirtieth birthday, hungover, I did a huge trouser-cough and it turned the sensor light on in my apartment - I **** you not, rubber ducky. My missus told all of her workmates, who were obviously impressed with my sonar farts.

Try and be accurate with the time and I'll see if I can remember passing wind in the vicinity.

Amazing, Gonzo. I'm impressed.