[Stu]

Originally Posted by Gavin

Appearance is subjective. At least I don't have a Hook Nose.

And anyway, why do you get so angry when I call her Hook Nose? Davina has previously acknowledged that her nose is an odd shape like a hook. She doesn't care if people call her Hook Nose because she has got one!

I'm proud of my beard. It's my trademark.. I officially have the longest beard in Newport!

It's childish, ginger beard. Your a grown man [with a large ginger beard] and you only seem to make posts about your same boring agendas over and over, ginger beard and then actually try and teach others about the forum rules. The only reason why you, with your ginger beard, manage to stay on topic is because only two topics actually seem to exist in your brain.

Appearance is indeed subjective. Hook noses > ginger beards.

Ginger beard.

[Heck, it's probably not even you].