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Originally Posted by Gavin

Appearance is subjective. At least I don't have a Hook Nose.

And anyway, why do you get so angry when I call her Hook Nose? Davina has previously acknowledged that her nose is an odd shape like a hook. She doesn't care if people call her Hook Nose because she has got one!

I'm proud of my beard. It's my trademark.. I officially have the longest beard in Newport!

I think I may have a hook nose. Ohh no... are you going to make fun of my hook nose??

Aw, thats nice, maybe instead of entering the Guiness Book of Records for that record of your beard, you should be an entry in The Most Depressed/Depressing Man In Britain award.