[Shaun]

For the last two years GodGa - Greek goddess of the Beautiful and Dirty Rich - has stood by in silence as a certain popstar ripped her off and stole her thunder. But now she's here, to reclaim her crown as Queen of Pop and show the world what she's made off...

PROMO IMAGE:


OUTFIT:

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-A giant sperm cell is seen on the stage. Slowly GodGa begins to hatch from it

I might be ugly. I could be diseased.
But fly with me, baby we'll go to Greece.
I am your Venus. Crap, I mean Aphrodite.
Boy just show me your Teeth, promise not to bite.

We'll stay in Athens, the hotel will be fancy
We'll step outside, be blinded by the papa-Paparazzi
We'll Just Prance, it will be ok
Though people may begin to figure out that we're gay!

boy, we oughta Prance in the Dark!
cos back home all gays get shot with darts
boy we gotta dance, gotta Prance in the Dark!

But then, you want your psycho, you get home sick.
You pack your bags, leave me with just my disco stick.
But hey, you're just a Summerboy, i'll get over it.
put on my Poker Face and get back to shakin mah tits.

I'll take a bus tour, learn about Zues and Apollo
Find a new guy, with Brown Eyes named Alejandro.
lay by the pool, go drinking with Dionysus
Go back to his place, pull down his pants and be Speechless

boy, we oughta Prance in the Dark!
cos back home all gays get shot with darts
boy we gotta dance, gotta Prance in the Dark!

-dance interlude, as the male dancers swirl around her, GodGa speaks to the audience-

HELLO EURVISION! I AM SO HEPPI TO BE HERE TONIGHT WIT ALL UV YOU LAVLI PEOPLE.
NOW GURLS, AFTER AWHILE, I REALISED THERE WAS SOMETING UP WIT MAI MAN, ALEJANDRO...

-end of interlude, GodGa begins to rap-

You always tell me that you love me
and we kiss, but you wont **** me
think you're bluffin, have you got muffin?
think you're lyin, I beg your pardon -
THAT'S A LADY GARDEN.

you're a hot chick, with a casino
best have babies before you take that out
Cos I promise ya, promise ya
once its out there's no turnin back!

boy, we oughta Prance in the Dark!
cos back home all gays get shot with darts
boy we gotta dance, gotta Prance in the Dark!

-fire spurts from the floor around GodGa as she and her dancers freeze in position-