[Claymores]

I have many too Vicks, but here is one which is preying on my mind because of upcoming trip.........

I'm going to Germany next week to stay with a couple who are getting married (invited to wedding, staying in their house all week as they are not going on honeymoon - spent all money on big wedding)

Last time I went to Germany was to see a male pal then go watch Bundesliga, staying at his house. At Edinburgh airport I had McDonalds. When I arrived in city, was met from the train by his partner and kids - her kids wanted to go to McDonalds. Out later that evening we had McDonalds.

1 McDonalds at best of times does funny stuff to my insides. 3 McDonalds + shedloads of dark German beer was not lying well. I was soooooooooo scared I'd poo on my mate's spare bed in sleep so went to toilet and literally peed out my bum for ages. Then sat there long enough I fell asleep on the the pan!

He had to work next day, so came in for morning ablutions hours later (so drunk I'd forgotten to lock the bathroom door) to find me snoring on toilet sat down.

B' stard took several digi photos before waking me up and threatening to send them to all the folks we know in 6 European countries!

Hope I don't do this on the wedding night!

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I have many too Vicks, but here is one which is preying on my mind because of upcoming trip.........

I'm going to Germany next week to stay with a couple who are getting married (invited to wedding, staying in their house all week as they are not going on honeymoon - spent all money on big wedding)

Last time I went to Germany was to see a male pal then go watch Bundesliga, staying at his house. At Edinburgh airport I had McDonalds. When I arrived in city, was met from the train by his partner and kids - her kids wanted to go to McDonalds. Out later that evening we had McDonalds.

1 McDonalds at best of times does funny stuff to my insides. 3 McDonalds + shedloads of dark German beer was not lying well. I was soooooooooo scared I'd poo on my mate's spare bed in sleep so went to toilet and literally peed out my bum for ages. Then sat there long enough I fell asleep on the the pan!

He had to work next day, so came in for morning ablutions hours later (so drunk I'd forgotten to lock the bathroom door) to find me snoring on toilet sat down.

B' stard took several digi photos before waking me up and threatening to send them to all the folks we know in 6 European countries!

Hope I don't do this on the wedding night!

You poor b@stard lol. There's always something dodgy about McDonalds. I took a bite out of a Chicken Legend and it sprayed me in the face somehow and I was drenched. My boss was sat next to me when it happened

Originally Posted by BBfan46

Mine was **** compared to everyone elses, It's well annoying, Stuff like this happens to me all the time but as soon as you ask me I forget. Typical.

Oh your time will come lol. Clothes rippage is always a novelty