[Tom]

I was at Morrisons earlier on and forgot where I parked my car. I saw an identical car parked kind of near where I remembered so I went over and I'm stood trying to unlock it assuming the remote locking decided to stop working again and the key still didn't work. So I hit the car and some woman walks over with a pay and display ticket and I just thought wtf, then she asked why I was trying to rob her car and then I suddenly realised ... mine was 2 bays away

Doesn't give me much of an ego boost that I'm driving the same car as some woman whos about 40, although she was quite MILFish in fairness