[Shaun]

MM. I might as well explain LOL.

When I was about 15, I was added into this MSN conversation with a bunch of chavs. This one girl, called Jessa, was like "who the _____ is this ____?" and I naturally answered back.

Anyway, I had this weird sense of humour that I would start calling her stupid names (I don't mean "bitch" or "slut", I mean "Valerie" or "Marianne". LOL)

....it turns out she had a sister (now dead) called Valerie.

So obviously I tried to backtrack and she got into all of this I'LL KILL YOU rubbish. This dick I once knew gave her my phone number, so got all sorts of phonecalls. Threats to brick my house, etc.

And then I didn't see or hear from her for a month. Until I bumped into her in town. I was with a group of friends, she was with her mother. She marches up to me and starts yelling, and I'm like..."I'm sorry, but how was I supposed to know?" and then she just suddenly spits in my face. Her mum then grabs her and drags her away, before apologising to me.

And to make matters worse this group of boys loitering outside McDonalds across the road then started chasing me & my group of friends, kicked one of them (my friends) and then, inside a Game shop (you know the video game shop franchise?) this guy punches me - a girl I was with starts crying, and then the store owner is like "bitch ****, I have CCTV" and I got him an ASBO

I love my hometown.