[Patrick]

Too much stuff to name.

Mum has spent over a thousand on me so far, so that's quite nice considering last year's travesty [Some of you may remember my Razzie Award Winning thread].


And no, I'm not buying anyone anything.

They can go ****** really, Especially the people like my aunts and cousins who spend all your childhood years buying you Selection Boxes and Boxers, if they're expecting as much as a bottle of perfume of me they can go and ******.

Especially because all the boxers they use to get me were too small.


I hate buying stuff for people anyway even if they need about 75p to get a bus up to visit their dieing nan in hospital, I'd be like 'Um, No.'

People on here said they love seeing the faces of their family and friends when they buy them stuff, I find that quite cheesy really.