[Callum]

Originally Posted by Patrick

k yeah, because when I have a dream I wake up and I'm able to calculate exactly how long it lasted for.

'Just had a dream I was shagging Cheryl Cole, lasted a good 31 minutes x'

Why should we listen to this bloke anyway?
It's quite easy to just say you've done something like this.

Tomorrow, TheBeast could come on and make a thread saying Jesus took her to heaven for 9 Days and she had a great time.

I'm afraid to watch it though, It'll probably make me have to believe in Jesus

Why do you bother posting? Everything you have to say is negative, you clearly don't agree with the subject so why post?

Nobody's telling you to believe in Jesus neither, but you can think that if you want.