[patsylimerick]

Originally Posted by James

That's just a photo. It is reading too much into very small things.

Are these small things? Moving the best friend in permanently. Spending three weeks apart over Christmas and New Year (and moving the gay best friend in immediately). Travelling everywhere with your best friend while your 'girlfriend' travels separately. Telling your 'boyfriend' to have a good night's sleep with his real boyfriend on Twitter, calling him a cock and then deleting it all. Never taking your 'boyfriend' with you on nights out with your friends or when you visit your family. Having your gay best friend to tweet that you rotate your bedrooms when confusion arises about who sleeps where chez JJJJJ. Hovering like a criminal accomplice every time your 'boyfriend' has a microphone in front of his face with a petrified expression on your face; afraid, perhaps, that he'll say something he shouldn't. Agreeing to receive payment for a story that profits on abortion, which purposely hints that Johnny James was the one who forced her to have it, on a front cover that features the real heartbreak of Amanda Holden's miscarriage?

I'm really interested in your answer, because I'm utterly fascinated at this stage by how anyone could like these two cretins.