[Angus]

Originally Posted by patsylimerick

Are these small things? Moving the best friend in permanently. Spending three weeks apart over Christmas and New Year (and moving the gay best friend in immediately). Travelling everywhere with your best friend while your 'girlfriend' travels separately. Telling your 'boyfriend' to have a good night's sleep with his real boyfriend on Twitter, calling him a cock and then deleting it all. Never taking your 'boyfriend' with you on nights out with your friends or when you visit your family. Having your gay best friend to tweet that you rotate your bedrooms when confusion arises about who sleeps where chez JJJJJ. Hovering like a criminal accomplice every time your 'boyfriend' has a microphone in front of his face with a petrified expression on your face; afraid, perhaps, that he'll say something he shouldn't. Agreeing to receive payment for a story that profits on abortion, which purposely hints that Johnny James was the one who forced her to have it, on a front cover that features the real heartbreak of Amanda Holden's miscarriage?

I'm really interested in your answer, because I'm utterly fascinated at this stage by how anyone could like these two cretins.

You and me both

Nothing will convince me that John James and Josie are romantically involved, even if they walked up the aisle tomorrow. I think they are both just exploiting their z list fame for as long as possible, and whilst Josie might harbour romantic feelings towards John James, I am convinced they are not reciprocated.

However, money talks, and whilst there's still interest in the gruesome twosome who can blame them for taking full advantage. John James is a complete and utter nobody back in Oz, that's the real reason he's still hanging around in the UK like a bad smell. I think he's thankful he can use JJ as an excuse to keep Josie at bay.