[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

Things I like: Bullying.
Things I dislike: People in general.
Things about me: I get irritated quite easily and I've got an awful temper.

Short and simple. I like. You can be the house hot head.

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Things i like: Nipples, slippers, singling people out, giving gin to pregnant people, making fat people feeling good about themselves by telling them they look sex when i go out, crack, 69,ing, willies, queefs and wispa golds

Things i dislike: Knob heads who stand at traffic lights without pressing the button to actually cross (wankers), People with unberellas, push chairs, Old people who suck on werthers originals and talk like theyve got a cock in their mouth, cellulite, Polish people, my house, aeroplanes, Birmingham, Scotland and Doncaster.

Things about me: I once got fired for throwing a tampon at a customer, I was in a plane accident, I lived in a tent for 6 weeks when i was 15, My uncle was in the original line up of Pink Floyd, my cousins married to a welsh rugby star, I got sued by my old job for sending an abusive email from a customers account to her contacts stating she had turned lesbian and after having her 2 ugly children had developed a baggy fanny and her husband had a wrinkly foreskin, I am terrified of going bald like my dad, i wanna get a nose job, Im very much against gay marriage

I like your nose, and have to admit I'm one of those wankers at the traffic lights. I look forward to sparring with you.