[Shaun]

I have four cats and they're all pretty different.

There's "my" cat, Sky, this massive grey thing who's easily the cuddliest. She also meows the most, I can have conversations with her if I use a high-pitched voice. She'll also stand on hind legs when she wants to be fed which is sf adorable, literally the same way a dog will beg.

Then I have Milly, the oldest (and only black) cat who's a bit of an angry mess. Literally if you touch any part of her that's not her head, she'll pounce at you, growl, bite and then run away hissing. However if she's in a good mood she'll nudge at your hand with her head and do all the general rubbing-against-your-legs thing. Oh and she'll also come into the bath with me which is very strange lmao. Well not in the water, but she sits on the side of the tub and drinks from the water, it's a bit creepy.

Then there's Smudge, the only male, who is black & white (or cowprint, I say) - he drools a lot which is kinda gross, but he's also the friendliest. He licks me a lot which is quite cute - and goes to kiss my nose which satisfies all of my bestiality curiosities

And finally the kitten, Jazz, who's still at the playful age (I hate how the other 3 outgrew that ) where you can just dangle your ipod headphones, or a jacket tassle carelessly, and she'll go all pouncy. She's not at all cuddly.