[Patrick]

I talk to myself with rage sometimes and shout at my computer, and other objects.

When I go into tantrums I shout things like 'You think this is ******ing funny seeing me like this?' to my Computer or something.

I smashed a tall lamp before because I thought it was smiling at my frustration so I started hurling abuse at it and then smashed it.


I talk to objects more than myself, but if I do something epic in School, Outside or at Home I sometimes congratulate myself.

Like the other day at the Skate Park I managed to do a kickturn I think and was like 'Oh I'm so amazing, well done Patrick - good lad.' and I was lost in a mountain the other day with my friends, then I lost my Blackberry in a forest up there and had to look for it and when I found it I was like 'Someone's getting extra Porn time tonight! '