[Tom]

A cartoon character? Spongebob because my mental age is about the same as my shoe size
A colour? Red, because I get sunburn easily
A fruit? Grape, can't beat them
A car? Audi... all style and no substance
A historical figure? Henry VIII ... legend
An animal? A dog so I can growl at people and get away with it
A famous landmark? The Gherkin in London, no idea why
A singer? Wagner from X Factor
A sportsman/woman? Tiger Woods, every holes a goal.
A book? Biff & Chip- a bit on the simple side
An emoticon?