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Kate! · 07-10-2011, 12:39 PM

GREETINGS TIBBSTERS AND TIBETTES

Welcome to Dicky and Dolly's Dilemma's Thread.

This thread is intended to be a humorous "take" on the type of Agony Aunt/Uncle columns you see in newspapers and magazines all the time.

Please send in your "problems" (make them up) and we shall "advise" you to the best of our comedic abilities. We hope it makes you laugh, that's the goal!

Please address us as "Dear Dicky* and /or Dolly*, must be professional doncha know

(aka Black Dagger and *Kate*)

Chuck · 07-10-2011, 12:42 PM

great idea

Kate! · 07-10-2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by chuck.pass

great idea

thanks Chuck

Black Dagger · 07-10-2011, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chuck.pass

great idea

Thank's Chuck... D&D aim to please

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DrunkerThanMoses · 07-10-2011, 01:07 PM

Okay........

Kate! · 07-10-2011, 02:54 PM

Don't be shy people, tell us your woes?

Ramsay · 07-10-2011, 03:35 PM

My pubes are itchy

Ninastar · 07-10-2011, 03:38 PM

my legs are broken

Niamh. · 07-10-2011, 03:38 PM

Not again Karl

Ramsay · 07-10-2011, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamh.

Not again Karl

Kate! · 07-10-2011, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl

My pubes are itchy

Auntie Dolly says "What have you been doing you naughty boy? I hope you haven't been "dipping your wick" where you shouldn't!! Get yourself down to the chemist and explain yourself. No doubt one of your relatives or your parents next door neighbour will be in there, and the counter assistant will be somewhat deaf thus forcing you into the unenviable position of having to repeat yourself three times LOUDER each time and then you will have to endure tuts and shaking of heads as you await a prescription. Make sure you wash your hands every time you apply, and stay away from that Tarty Tamara who lives above the chippy in future, I hear she is far from choosy!!

Kate! · 07-10-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninastar

my legs are broken

Stop playing those role play sex games, some positions are not meant to be achieved.

Black Dagger · 07-10-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by *Kate*

Auntie Dolly says "What have you been doing you naughty boy? I hope you haven't been "dipping your wick" where you shouldn't!! Get yourself down to the chemist and explain yourself. No doubt one of your relatives or your parents next door neighbour will be in there, and the counter assistant will be somewhat deaf thus forcing you into the unenviable position of having to repeat yourself three times LOUDER each time and then you will have to endure tuts and shaking of heads as you await a prescription. Make sure you wash your hands every time you apply, and stay away from that Tarty Tamara who lives above the chippy in future, I hear she is far from choosy!!

Oh Dolly, I think he's definitely got the message.

Chuck · 07-10-2011, 04:17 PM

is having a curvy penis an issue?

Kate! · 07-10-2011, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by chuck.pass

is having a curvy penis an issue?

only if you get complaints

Chuck · 07-10-2011, 04:25 PM

and if they don't want to sound rude to say such a thing and just don't call me back?

Kate! · 07-10-2011, 04:27 PM

Dicky, can you answer this one please, I think we need a male perspective.

Chuck · 07-10-2011, 04:27 PM

Im actually really wondering if Karl's pubes are itchy.

Black Dagger · 07-10-2011, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by chuck.pass

and if they don't want to sound rude to say such a thing and just don't call me back?

Ah the whole... why won't they ring me dilemma, Dicky thinks you should just move on, if he doesn't want anything to do with you, just don't care... you should be proud of your penis. Don't let it come between a potential partner.