[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Karl

My pubes are itchy

Auntie Dolly says "What have you been doing you naughty boy? I hope you haven't been "dipping your wick" where you shouldn't!! Get yourself down to the chemist and explain yourself. No doubt one of your relatives or your parents next door neighbour will be in there, and the counter assistant will be somewhat deaf thus forcing you into the unenviable position of having to repeat yourself three times LOUDER each time and then you will have to endure tuts and shaking of heads as you await a prescription. Make sure you wash your hands every time you apply, and stay away from that Tarty Tamara who lives above the chippy in future, I hear she is far from choosy!!