[Marc]

ok ok, taking inspiration from other people's lists.

1) I have once been taken to hospital after a stool cracked open my head (I exaggerate, I can't remember too much but I was bleeding a lot and had to wear a helmet to bed)

2) I am an uncle to a beautiful niece and I genuinelly believe she is the prettiest baby girl I have ever seen in my entire life and she makes the whole family so happy it makes me happy.

3) I'm at University and I'm about to finish and hopefully get a job, in planning.

4) I have three older sisters, and it has had an effect on my mannerisms and being the youngest I often have taken things for granted in the past.

5) I prefer (and love) to be alone for long periods of time, especially in stressful times (like now in Uni).

6) I haven't had a girlfriend in a long time because I have serious confidence issues and I'm adament no girl will ever find me attractive

7) Like Karl says, masturbation is amazing.

8) I once won a Radio competition and won some goodies, the question was something along the lines of 'which five countries send the most post/mail per year' and we had the exact same book that the radio DJ was getting the question from.

9) I've left the country only once, to Gran Canaria. I hope to go travelling at some point because this country depresses me.

10) I am ridiculously boring.

[Roy Mars III]

Nothing better than wearing a suit

[Vicky.]

1. I am a karaoke presenter, however if you met me 5 years ago I would never even DARE sing in front of people. I dont know what changed.

2. When I was 6 year old I broke my best friends glass cabinet by trying to climb to the top to steal a bath pearl to use when I got home because it was shaped like a dolphin. The cabinet fell, I fell to the side so it didnt quite land on me, but his parents were pissed because it smashed completely. I was banned from their house for a fortnight, which seemed forever back then

3. My nickname at senior school was jump. Partly because of my surname, partly because I refused to jump for any reason during games in PE because my breasts were massive compared to everyone else so I was paranoid

4. I still have a neopets.com account and I play pretty much everyday

5. I was once arrested and charged with fraud/obtaining money by deception. Its a long story but basically my boss hit on me and I turned him down so he said I wasnt getting my wages I was owed and was sacked also, so I wrote a cheque to myself (from his chequebook)for the amount I was owed, tried to cash it and got caught. I recieved 15 hours community service (I think it was that, I had to make posters that were anti-drugs and stuff like that) however on my last day the woman didnt pick me up so technically I still owe them 5 hours.

6. I once went through a phase of liking girls. I was sleeping with my mate for a few months until I decided it wasnt for me.

7. I had an abortion when I was 16 year old.

8. I have never broke a bone in my life, however my thumb nail has came off once after my sister jammed it in the door.

9. About 3 months after my nail came off when my sister jammed it in the door, I jammed my sisters finger in the car door. I swear it was an accident but my parents to this day do not believe me and say it was revenge.

10. I have a huge scar on my left hand that constantly reminds me not to get too drunk. I did it with a piece of glass when I was 15. I was mortal and arguing with a friend saying that it didnt look sharp, and stupidly decided to prove I was right. I was not right, clearly.

[Kizzy]

Urgh...thats all this country needs...More wankers in suits....

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by kizzy

Urgh...thats all this country needs...More wankers in suits....

KIZZY. ouch.

[Boothy]

Originally Posted by kizzy

Urgh...thats all this country needs...More wankers in suits....

[dizzy bint]

1. My parents were very poor when I was born, I spent the first 10 years of my life living in a house with a tin bath and no inside toilet;
2. I have a younger sister and brother;
3. I am 5' 1" tall;
4. I failed one A level and got grade E in the other;
5. I have no qualification in maths whatsoever;
6. I am a legal secretary;
7. I have never seen a single episode of Coronation Street;
8. My grandfather is 97 years old;
9. My great grandfather won the DCM at the Battle of the Somme;
10. I hate cold drinks.

[Boothy]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

1. I am a karaoke presenter, however if you met me 5 years ago I would never even DARE sing in front of people. I dont know what changed.

2. When I was 6 year old I broke my best friends glass cabinet by trying to climb to the top to steal a bath pearl to use when I got home because it was shaped like a dolphin. The cabinet fell, I fell to the side so it didnt quite land on me, but his parents were pissed because it smashed completely. I was banned from their house for a fortnight, which seemed forever back then

3. My nickname at senior school was jump. Partly because of my surname, partly because I refused to jump for any reason during games in PE because my breasts were massive compared to everyone else so I was paranoid

4. I still have a neopets.com account and I play pretty much everyday

5. I was once arrested and charged with fraud/obtaining money by deception. Its a long story but basically my boss hit on me and I turned him down so he said I wasnt getting my wages I was owed and was sacked also, so I wrote a cheque to myself (from his chequebook)for the amount I was owed, tried to cash it and got caught. I recieved 15 hours community service (I think it was that, I had to make posters that were anti-drugs and stuff like that) however on my last day the woman didnt pick me up so technically I still owe them 5 hours.

6. I once went through a phase of liking girls. I was sleeping with my mate for a few months until I decided it wasnt for me.

7. I had an abortion when I was 16 year old.

8. I have never broke a bone in my life, however my thumb nail has came off once after my sister jammed it in the door.

9. About 3 months after my nail came off when my sister jammed it in the door, I jammed my sisters finger in the car door. I swear it was an accident but my parents to this day do not believe me and say it was revenge.

10. I have a huge scar on my left hand that constantly reminds me not to get too drunk. I did it with a piece of glass when I was 15. I was mortal and arguing with a friend saying that it didnt look sharp, and stupidly decided to prove I was right. I was not right, clearly.

I remember when you said something like that before. Even when I read it now it makes my hand feel weird and automatically clench into a fist.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Boothy

I remember when you said something like that before. Even when I read it now it makes my hand feel weird and automatically clench into a fist.

oddly enough it didnt even hurt. I didnt realise I was bleeding until my friend started screaming. Could see tendons and everything

[Boothy]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

oddly enough it didnt even hurt. I didnt realise I was bleeding until my friend started screaming. Could see tendons and everything

Should have taken a photo and sent it into Nuts magazine. Could have made a quick fifty quid

[Marc]

Vicky.. I need a picture...

Spoiler:

of this girl you were banging

[Vicky.]

I wouldnt dare post one here...wht if she found the site

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I wouldnt dare post one here...wht if she found the site

muhahaah

[InOne]

PM it

[Ramsay]

whats this i hear about vicky liking girls?

[LaLaLand]

1: I can speak fluent Welsh
2: I'm 6ft 7 and a half
3: I have at least 4 panic attacks (genuine) a day
4: I never leave the house without an elastic band around my wrist
5: I have a phobia of heavily pregnant women
6: My first pet was a tarantula called Bobby
7: I'm obsessed with dogs
8: I volunteer at my local animal shelter from time to time
9: I'm studying a degree in Design (Illustration) in September
10: I have 5 piercings and 2 tattoos

[Vicky.]

I thought everyone (or most) went through one of those phases

Was only like 16 ish

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Marc

ok ok, taking inspiration from other people's lists.

1) I have once been taken to hospital after a stool cracked open my head (I exaggerate, I can't remember too much but I was bleeding a lot and had to wear a helmet to bed)

2) I am an uncle to a beautiful niece and I genuinelly believe she is the prettiest baby girl I have ever seen in my entire life and she makes the whole family so happy it makes me happy.

3) I'm at University and I'm about to finish and hopefully get a job, in planning.

4) I have three older sisters, and it has had an effect on my mannerisms and being the youngest I often have taken things for granted in the past.

5) I prefer (and love) to be alone for long periods of time, especially in stressful times (like now in Uni).

6) I haven't had a girlfriend in a long time because I have serious confidence issues and I'm adament no girl will ever find me attractive

7) Like Karl says, masturbation is amazing.

8) I once won a Radio competition and won some goodies, the question was something along the lines of 'which five countries send the most post/mail per year' and we had the exact same book that the radio DJ was getting the question from.

9) I've left the country only once, to Gran Canaria. I hope to go travelling at some point because this country depresses me.

10) I am ridiculously boring.

All good and interesting. Except 6, the second half of which is just daft, and 10, which is not true.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by dizzy bint

1. My parents were very poor when I was born, I spent the first 10 years of my life living in a house with a tin bath and no inside toilet;
2. I have a younger sister and brother;
3. I am 5' 1" tall;
4. I failed one A level and got grade E in the other;
5. I have no qualification in maths whatsoever;
6. I am a legal secretary;
7. I have never seen a single episode of Coronation Street;
8. My grandfather is 97 years old;
9. My great grandfather won the DCM at the Battle of the Somme;
10. I hate cold drinks.

My grandfather was one of the 'Bradford Pals'

[Kate!]

Marc

If I were several - ahem - years younger, I would snap you up .... and I'm sure plenty of other ladies on here would as well....am I right ladeez??

[Ramsay]

i would turn gay for marc

[Livia]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Marc

If I were several - ahem - years younger, I would snap you up .... and I'm sure plenty of other ladies on here would as well....am I right ladeez??

Dead right. I've had an enormous crush on Marc for aaaaages.

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by Marc

ok ok, taking inspiration from other people's lists.

1) I have once been taken to hospital after a stool cracked open my head (I exaggerate, I can't remember too much but I was bleeding a lot and had to wear a helmet to bed)

2) I am an uncle to a beautiful niece and I genuinelly believe she is the prettiest baby girl I have ever seen in my entire life and she makes the whole family so happy it makes me happy.

3) I'm at University and I'm about to finish and hopefully get a job, in planning.

4) I have three older sisters, and it has had an effect on my mannerisms and being the youngest I often have taken things for granted in the past.

5) I prefer (and love) to be alone for long periods of time, especially in stressful times (like now in Uni).

6) I haven't had a girlfriend in a long time because I have serious confidence issues and I'm adament no girl will ever find me attractive

7) Like Karl says, masturbation is amazing.

8) I once won a Radio competition and won some goodies, the question was something along the lines of 'which five countries send the most post/mail per year' and we had the exact same book that the radio DJ was getting the question from.

9) I've left the country only once, to Gran Canaria. I hope to go travelling at some point because this country depresses me.

10) I am ridiculously boring.

I think you are far from boring and I have loved reading all the lists on here,everyone is interesting to someone else.

I relate strongly to the 5th thing you mention above,I love being alone for long periods of time, it is also the main reason I first joined this forum, I was able to communicate without talking.It became 'my' time,if that makes sense,because it's hard to escape when you are in a house with others.

I think everyone who has done a list has given a bit more insight into them for others and so many are really amazing but all are interesting.

[Jords]

#1 I have 3 middle names - after my granddads.

#2 I nearly died when I was 4. I got a really bad case of the flu and all the docs called out just told my parents to dose me up on medication. It wasnt until the last 1 that told them I was completely dehydrated (all fluid lost through sickness and diarrhea), and if I didnt get to the hospital within hours Id be dead. s0b

#3 I use Google a lot to check my spelling... hai diarrhea!

#4 Im in my second year of A Levels, hoping to do a degree in Psychology at uni afterwards.

#5 My parents own a reptile shop. Specialising is snaaakes.

#6 I have travelled to all 4 main Canary Islands - Gran Canaria, Tenerife (x2), Fuerteventura and Lanzarote.

#7 I once took part in a German Exchange. My partner was an absolute spoilt bitch. We had a proper English/German shouting war in the car whilst my dad nipped into Focus. He returned to utter silence. She complained about everything from food to not having a shower only a bath, and moaned that I wasnt organising anything, when we had a trip to London in motion. After all that I wouldnt change her ever, bloody hilarious looking back!

#8 I am a virgin. \m/

#9 Ive been told Im a funny drunk but I do have moments where I feel emotional but can take myself away from people to let it pass without them knowing. Or I just space out hahaha

#10 Im not a massively sporty person but enjoy going swimming and playing squash. I also like "pub sports" such as cards, darts and pool (not that Im great at the latter 2..)

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Karl

i would turn gay for marc

I did turn gay for Marc and now he wants a divorce.

-weeps into pillow-