[ElProximo]

Brits have got to cool it with this stuff. You have to understand, there was this Shilpa story that went international. NOT because of the reason Brits think it was international news. It was used as a kind of shaming example of just how ridiculous, OTT-PC, and really pathetic the UK had become with micro-managing thinkspeak and this kind of thing.

Even Americans (where it turns out African animal nick-names for blacks actually is a real overly-sensitive issue) but even THEY are rolling their eyes and ridiculing the UK for its PC infatuations.

I would call Adam a 'Sasquatch'. Which is a kind of North American Ape (legendary). Because he looks like a big gigantic tall hairy slope-shouldered lumbering dude with big black hair. He does.
If he had long white hair we might call him a 'Yeti monster'.
He could also be compared to a big gorilla. People also thought George Bush Jr looked like a Chimp. People have compared Barack Obama's healthcare schemes as 'Witch doctor medicine'. Some boxer with dark skin called himself the 'Black Bomber'. Cuz he was very black in colour and like Joe Louis who was brown-skinned and called himself the Brown Bomber.
Everyone just calm the eff down already. And another thing. Stop wearing those palestinian scarves. I STILL see them. For crying out loud the UK is trying to host the Olympics so let's stop this now.