[DrunkerThanMoses]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Day 22:

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Oh, look it's so nearly Christmas day,
Ammi's still pining because ukturtle is gay,
she wants nothing more than to unwrap him
so will try no doubt to get him drunk on gin,
but alas her plan will come undone,
so instead she'll ask santa to take her up the bum.

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Day 23:

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Merry Christmas my little ginger friend,
hope your humour never reaches an end,
because if it does then a price you'll pay,
we'll lock you in debates with Kizzy all day,
and while we eat all the christmas dinner,
kizzy will remind you she is the debates winner.

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Day 24:

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Dearest, darling Shaun, don't touch santas sack,
once you have him you'll never go back,
and you'll become obsessed, want him to yourself,
but I'm afraid to him your just another slutty elf.
So instead get too drunk and merry,
touch yourself while wasted on sherry.

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Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses

Day 6

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Angel



In Memory of Beastie
Who is too Self-Cantered to care about us,
At home counting her money she never spends
In her mansion that is so cold
Maybe one day she will return as an angel
Maybe when Vicky goes Boom

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

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Day 7

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Snowflakes



Born on December the 25th to Mary and Jospeh
Jamie received Gold, Frankincense and the other one
Born in a manger, or in a cave, one of the two
Three wise men came to see him according to Matthew
Or Shepherds according to Luke
Angels also came according to one; forget which one
So in the end we say Merry Christmas to Jamie

Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock

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Day 8

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Turkey



We tried to get Leona Lewis to do this,
but we remember she is not famous enough,
only joking.
Don’t worry Jack, Santa got your letter
and as you have been a good boy this year
you will get your Leona Lewis Perfume,
Your Leona Lewis Doll,
and your 2008 Leona Lewis Calander…
You know, back when she was famous and relevant….
Merry Christmas MM&I

Ricky Tomlinson - Christmas My Arse

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Day 9

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Elf



Introducing Dan, Memphis, Keasha, Angie and Rachel as the Big Brother Elvescat Dolls

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Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

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Day 10

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Christmas Carollers



“I Hate You All”
You started this Christmas Season in a Negative Way
Basically telling us all you hated us you young Grinch
Don’t come into our houses on Christmas Eve,
to steal our presents and stuff
If you do you might be surprised by our violent snow dogs
So enjoy your banned time, and return as a Christmas elf
Merry Christmas

Carol of the Bells (Metal Version)

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Day 17

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Christmas Lights



We Wish You a Crappy Christmas
We Wish You a Crappy Christmas
We Wish You a Crappy Christmas
And a Crappy New Year
Merry Christmas Reece

Bing Crosby - Deck The Halls

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